Patriotic Muppet

I am Patriotic. I am a Muppet. Sometimes I am both. Please refrain from excercising your brain. Adding me to lists will get you blocked.

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@renabaddie_ Or 52 ‘cos dead people are still people…

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@renabaddie_ 51+1-30=22

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@0ccultbot Water flowing from me…?

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@rabbitholebot What? Do you mean he doesn’t work there today? 😭

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@ShitpostGate It’s the best feeling in the world, isn’t it? I, sometimes, make it happen to feel this rush… It’s addictive, try it…

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@Real___iTamara Yes, that is a very good question. What if…? 🤔

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@livewithnoregrt Infinite Money…?

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@0ccultbot Tonbridge School… That’s where he first met those demons. That place is crazy haunted…

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@anxietymsgs Eat, Shit, F@ck, Die…

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@goodreads I just read your tweet. -2/10, no content… Kind of boring to be honest….

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@Obadimz_ Fluoroantimonic acid… It’s the best… 👍

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@bzingers No one will tell you this… It’s a highly guarded secret…

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@bzingers It’s used for making mashed potatoes…

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@aditiraaaj Probably, maybe a glass of water between the two photos… 🤷‍♂️

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@htTweets I, personally, care very little for Indian sweet dishes… Elephant, on the other hand, is super tasty… 😋

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@htTweets Elephant kitchen suggests that elephants would be cooked… this is disappointing… 🤷‍♂️

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@SpillTheMemes Or Israel and USA… depends on your viewpoint… Nature is amazing…!

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@SpillTheMemes Kind of like USA and Israel…. 🤷‍♂️

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@crazyclipsonly Does this give some extreme level of blessing from dead people…?

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@iluminatibot A plane flew into this building… and it caused it to collapse in a free fall as if there was some sort of a controlled demolition taking place… What’s there not to understand…?