pa✝️rick (religious arc)

he/they watch my short films

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

he fell down

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

just been to a gay bar where all the servers had john waters mustaches

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

i am in love with Absolute Scarecrow’s Hitchcock influence (from introduction in corn fields with a biplane to this reference to my favorite shot in Rear Window) and i can’t wait to see where it leads.

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

my girlfriend. left me at tar get

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

i once convinced someone that duncan idaho was one of 50 elite warriors named after american staye sent to protect the great houses

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

i want it on the record that i made conans f1 joke several days ago in private and i want my residuals

[My Beautiful Smile 🏆 🧡😃💙😃 🏆 @WetOilyButt]

white people when they ended Smiling Friends

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

not many know that orville redenbacher was part of operation paperclip

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

@TSUltron @GarrettPetersen look how they massacred my boy :(

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

@TSUltron @GarrettPetersen is that pellinore???

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

this scam text i got

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

This is absolutely more brazen than previous interventions, the result of the obnoxious MAGA PR campaign, but I look at how the previous Latin America offensives have faded away in Americas collective conscious and it gives me a sickening thought: How long until we forget?

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

@free__ing yes but not with them!

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

i just got shot in the chest

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

that mean the first move he designed was Ultraman holding him to the ground and pummeling his face. perfectly encapsulates his ego, rather than this middle school philosophy oneliner from snyder

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

ok very silly but luthir’s “1A” fest is perfect for his character. it’s explicitly stated hes been studying superman for years and developing these fighting moves, and since 1A is the very first numerically and alphabetically (1/2)

[Dre @ItsDreTime12]

Sooooo much better than the "1A! 1A! 1A!" line

[Taste of Cinema @davidcinema]

What is the best female performance you've ever seen in a movie?

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

phenomenal gag

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

rewatching wizard of oz is crazy because like. how is this possible

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

rewatching wizard of oz is crazy because like. how is this possible

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

when i went to see dune 2 i went to the bathroom and took the tall urinal. my friend walked in and took the short one to avoid being right next to me. i said “yeah you take the short one.”
no response. i looked over
that was not my friend it was a stranger

[𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 @BeAfraid_Horror]

share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself

[pa✝️rick (religious arc) @Patrockandroll]

he not a private hes lieutenant columbo