Who said Vegas has a chance tonight๐๐๐ yes Iโm giving a hooker named Vegas all my money but that donโt means the Steelers gonna lose! #unloyal#divorced#taketheunder
Gentlemenโฆ if she has scabs on her knees donโt even try๐๐๐ you AT LEAST getting a ground rule double๐๐๐ #shehasscabs#potentialSTD#whatishernumber
Just got pulled over driving home off the Henโฆ things took an unexpected turn. Officer ๐ asked me if she could drive me home๐ currently in the back of her car omw to a โspot she knows.โ DRINK AND DRIVE YโALL! #godsplan#wifey#cuffs4foreplay
I am currently having my first Malibu on the rocksโฆ I gotta say this needs to be advertised as a form of viagra! Iโm boutta give this bartender and her friends rounds! #sober#sexonthebeach#whatareyournames
Alex, you and I are both cheaters, just in different ways. If I teach you how to cheat on women, will you teach me how to cheat my way to a WS ring? #AskSNB
Fellasโฆ if youโre 6โ2 or above and you go to a basketball game, that is a flat out EMBARRASSMENT! Stop cheering, lace up, and get on the court๐ #startgrinding#blockingmyview#gleague#ticketmaster
There are 3 types of actors in every commercial nowadays:
1.White gay man
https://t.co/u8c9fmygoH person
3.A woman thatโs thick AF ๐
Since when did inclusivity mean ๐ too๐๐๐ Iโm all for it long as the FBI donโt record what I do after๐ณ #LG#wallmount#80inchscreen#leoszn