Mone

History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake

[Mone @PatronMone]

That was one of the greatest sporting events I have ever seen. #UFCWhiteHouse 🇺🇸

[Ty Gay @TyGayGJJ]

Fathers, put your daughters in Jiu-Jitsu/MMA!! This girl deals with a guy/bully who has been bullying her at school and literally tried to fight her twice in high school but the teachers broke it up, the third time was after school and she gets the upper hand! #girlpower #bjj

[C @Chaz18_]

Teddy Atlas on the Usyk Rico stoppage #UsykRico

[SUPER BOOWWLL 🚽 SUPPPERR BRRROOOWWWNNNS 😒 @The_1nine]

Constantly a dickhead to her opponents and the minute she faced any adversity, she folded like a cheap lawn chair and went on a media pity tour

[No Jumper @nojumper]

The lawyer suing Afroman for allegedly defaming Ohio sheriff's officials who raided his home finished questioning him by asking him if there's "anything that could change your mind about what you're doing to these deputies?"

[Mone @PatronMone]

Monestradamus has struck again.

[Mone @PatronMone]

Mark my words Mackenzie Dern is gunna be a UFC champion one day and she's not even in the UFC yet #HeardItHereFirst

[Mone @PatronMone]

Wtf ever happened to Sierra Mist???

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Every airplane on Earth:

Emirates Flight 129: LEEEEEEEROYYYYY JENKINNNNNNNNNSSSS

[Mone @PatronMone]

@GrizzMMA Where the FUCK is Artem Lobov??? 🐐🐀🐀🐀

[Mone @PatronMone]

@bauwa_ @DiscussingFilm Bro hasn’t even come back in real life and they got a sequel for his ass!! Pathetic!

[Mone @PatronMone]

If I see one more of these stupid ass fucking videos with the ice water and bananas, I’m deleting social media. The bar for humor has NEVER been lower. Fucking Christ there is absolutely nothing funny or cool about it

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You are the media now

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The people of America gave @realDonaldTrump a crystal clear mandate for change tonight

[Mone @PatronMone]

@GHillz1990 @NHLNetwork I’m Mac you’re Cowboy!!

[Joe Kinsey @JoeKinseyexp]

My President.

[Mone @PatronMone]

@bauwa_ @TFHBs This is a fact.

[Mone @PatronMone]

@realkevink Junie Browning

[Mone @PatronMone]

WOW!! Idgaf about basketball but what a fucking takedown!! 😂🤣 Absolutely murdered him

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“James you’re not the Beard, you’re not the System, you’re the Problem”

Mavs Pregame show took 2 minutes to Destroy James Harden tonight

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Another stellar morning show appearance. You keep inviting me on, I’ll keep coming.

[Mone @PatronMone]

Helen Keller is a fucking SHAM!!! She didn’t write them books.