Pat's 24 Hours

Starting November 29th @PatThornton performs 24-Hours of stand-up for the Stephen Lewis Foundation.
Here is where we shall tweet it.
#Pats24hrs

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Tweeting a haiku. Not sure it's going to fit. Oh, I guess it did.

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Uh-oh I'm Donald Ducking again! (Top no bottom)

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Tried ultra-cheap barber place next door. I'd say I was her first haircut, but I'm afraid that title will have to go to her next customer.

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If you keep microwaving a potato you go back in time maybe. Let's find out! #MicrowaveAPotatoForTheWholeDay

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Let he who is without sin cast the first Ghostbusters remake.

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Gandalf: Are you still mad that I didn't tell you I knew giant eagles that could just fly us there in 10 mins?

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I'm live-tweeting my first use of these brand new "Go-Deep" Q-tips, and I'm pretty confident in saying it's ah ckermplete sicuccess! r/jiiif

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Get out of the recycling bag! - me to Anne Hathaway a minute ago.

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People who say an ice cream cone is the sexiest food are forgetting about a hamburger casserole wrapped in a poster of Keira Knightley.

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My blog's called "I'd Rather Be Swimming With Your Dad"

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My weekends are basically a brought-to-life interpretation of the song "Gaston" from Beauty and the Beast.

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Remember that episode of Friends where Joey hung out around a Porsche to look cool? I'm trying it with a fire hydrant.

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The prog-rock band Yes is thinking of reuniting, but just on a casual basis. They'll be called "Yeah."

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Just saw a picture of Joseph Gordon Levitt and I had to tell it to calm down.

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"Where do YOU get off!?! Also, where do you get off?" - Bus driver in an argument

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I don't care, Rob Reiner's still hot.

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I came, I saw, I was next to a Dairy Queen" – Orange Julius Caesar

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You know who's not scary? The young ghost working the day shift in this old mansion.

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Hannibal Lecter is a man after my own heart.

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Bad To The Future
Black To The Future
Back To The Fissure
Bag To The Future - Mad Magazine cork board 1985