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[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

But Texas fans still want the death penalty for horns down 😂

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I didn’t realize Marco Rubio was the president of Haiti too. That man is all over the place!

@KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @ThatGuyAtPGU @PatUnleashed #PatHeads #PutThatInYourPipe

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Pat made up a word. So what? I could care less.

@PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @ThatGuyAtPGU @KeithMalinak #PatHeads #PutThatInYourPipe

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Were you guys aware that there are birth control deserts now? The horror!

@realKrisCruz @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @ThatGuyAtPGU @SteveDeaceShow @DeaceOnline @DeaceProducer

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One thing James Talarico has done successfully is boost his own positive YouTube videos and suppress the montages of his craziness. Try finding his crazy quotes on YouTube or anything negative about him: not easy. @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR #PatHeads #PutThatInYourPipe

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Now that we retired the Mitch counter, can we put up a counter for how many days Lee Greenwood has been singing continuously since the July 4th celebrations?

@KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @ThatGuyAtPGU @realKrisCruz #PutThatInYourPipe #PatHeads

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America can’t build the tallest buildings anymore because our buildings have to be equipped with fat-guy accommodations. Not compatible with kilometer-high towers.

@KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @ThatGuyAtPGU @PatUnleashed #PatHeads #PutThatInYourPipe

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@KeithMalinak

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We need to get all those Flock
cameras up so that when the next pandemic hits, AI can keep track of who’s crossing state lines and not quarantining properly. @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @ThatGuyAtPGU @PatUnleashed #PutThatInYourPipe #PatHeads

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Guys, the reason we haven’t heard from Mitch McConnell or his family is simple. They’re waiting for Lee Greenwood to finish singing at the 4th of July Celebration so he can sing for the service. @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz #PatHeads #PutThatInYourPipe @JeffyJFR

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Hey remember when Kamala’s daughter was going to be a professional model? Her career seems to have gone the way of Hunter’s art career. @KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz #PatHeads #PutThatInYourPipe

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If someone needs a jail that is properly equipped for Muslim inmates, perhaps we can deport them to a different country like Somalia that can more effectively meet their needs. @KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @PatUnleashed #PatHeads #PutThatInYourPipe

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Canada gets all bent out of shape when we talk about annexing them and making them a state. But maybe it would be more agreeable to them if we promise to honor them with land acknowledgements.

@KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR #PatHeads #PutThatInYourPipe @realKrisCruz

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James Talarico should poll some Muslims and ask whether they believe they worship the same God as Christians.

@KeithMalinak @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @ThatGuyAtPGU #PatHeads #PutThatInYourPipe

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Thanks for all the health details @PatUnleashed. But you’re dodging the real question. Were you able to club the baby seals as planned?

@KeithMalinak @JeffyJFR @realKrisCruz @ThatGuyAtPGU #PatHeads #PutThatInYourPipe

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@KeithMalinak Clubbing those baby seals must have been exhausting for him.

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@PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR …Don’t worry about it…

[Pat Gray @PatUnleashed]

PGU Update: Canadian Germs for the Win!

So, I went to Canada and brought back a souvenir—apparently, sickness. As a result, tomorrow’s show is taking a sick day with me. Don’t worry, we’ll both be back in action on Tuesday, hopefully with stronger immune systems.

[Evangelical Dark Web @EvangelicalDW]

I have unearthed the Josh Howerton George Floyd sermon.

Josh Howerton takes a Netflix approach to reading the Bible. Howerton cites the church in Antioch as a diverse church to make a grandiose claim, suggesting that Simeon was Black because he was called Niger.

"Of those five leaders, one was from the Middle East [Simeon or Manaen], one was from Asia [Paul], one the Mediterranean [Barnabas], and one from Africa [Lucias]… Why does it tell us these names and where they’re from?… The unequivocal answer is in the church, God is out to destroy the dividing wall of hostility and create one new man from among every nation of men under our brown-skinned Middle Eastern Savior."

However, all of the leaders were likely Jewish. Lucius was a common Hellenistic Jewish name in Cyrene, a city with a sizable diaspora. There are many possibilities for why Simeon was called Niger, including hair color, darker skin, or even his demeanor, but among the least likely is that he was Black.

We know Paul and Barnabas were Jewish. And both Simeon and Manaen are transliterated Hebrew names. So, Antioch is not evidence for Howerton’s point. He is trying to make this cast a lot more diverse than it actually was. And he tacks on the assumption of Jesus’s skin color to score woke brownie points in the process, which was the point.

This is the entire goal of salvation, Howerton says.

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@KeithMalinak Here in Rockwall we’re gonna get down to the upper 90s next week