Lewis Paterson

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

@cammymann98 @NotoriousBAG_ I’d let him aff if he was any use.

[KAMK6 @4MenHadADream]

GET HIM OUT

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

@paisers86 just heard your favourite tune live. #comeoncomeonturntheradioon

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

@DramaAlert @RossChristie2

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

@BigNews324 @Huntlyams Wish I could kick the ba that well with my right foot.

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

First house purchase completed now this, warra day.

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

@RossChristie2 @WrestleOps @steven_jessiman I want Benoit or nobody.

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

There's no way 😭

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

Feel, very feel.

[DAZN Boxing @DAZNBoxing]

OLEKSANDR USYK HAS BEAT TYSON FURY AND IS UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! 😱👑

#FuryUsyk | #RingOfFire | #RiyadhSeason | @Turki_alalshikh | @usykaa

[OD @ccfcod]

Facebook providing the goods once again

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

Connor Goldson just dropped the biggest stinker of a performance I’ve ever seen.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

What just happened in Rangers vs Hibernian is a thing of beauty

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

@RoadCheltenham @SandhillsFarm @cammymann98 thoughts?

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

@BBCSportScot Fuck you lizard lips.

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

Spied Allan McGregor in the same restaurant as me in Edinburgh, spent the rest of my time there plucking up the courage to ask for a photo on the way out only to be turned away by his blon. Coulda burst into tears. #heythereyouwiththesadface

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Our trailer has leaked so please watch the real thing on YouTube: https://t.co/T0QOBDHwBe

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

No way that dude lammers is an actual professional footballer. #rotten

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

Rangers players play football like their arse hairs are tied together. #toilet

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

@days_scottish @AberdeenFC @charlie71771245 😂😂😂 you’re not being very nice.

[Lewis Paterson @Patsey94]

@ionafyfe Anymore ridiculing of my team @paisers86 will hide your finest pair of shoes.