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For trash and honor

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

I’m making an onlyfans. But instead of nudes, it’s me opening up about my suppressed emotions.

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

The skater to redneck evolution needs to be studied more.

[sean @_sn_n]

“Thats it libtards, we are no longer playing nice’”

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

A dirty chai latte hates to see me coming

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

WHY IS EVERY WEDDING CATERER OVER 18K PLEASE IM FUCKING POOR

[aria 🍓 @ariadotwav]

everyone in my movie theater fucking lost it and started clapping every 2s i cant bro 😭🙏 minecraft cant be that deep

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

I miss being mean.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

got banned from jersey mike’s for audibly moaning while they drenched my sandwich in oil and vinegar

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

Nothing like a good food poisoning date taking turns with my bride and ruining our quaint bathroom. Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

Need someone messy in my life again, I want to gossip with my fiancé.

[stef @meritforsadness]

Yeah the aurora borealis is a thing of beauty but I’d rather see those areolas let’s berealis

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

Who wants pictures of my grubby little toes

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

First thing I’m gonna do when I get home from Europe is litter.

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

People keep telling me I’ve gained weight. Which implies I was skinny before✨🕊️

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

Sitting by the lake, drinking spaghetts reading food magazines, feeling cunty

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

I want this person to eat lead

[PATTHEW @PatsherwinPat]

I need Zillow/Realtor to have a comment section for listings because I want other peoples reactions to this shit.