It has taken me too long to figure out that when people were talking about a Brat summer that they were not in fact talking about Bratwurst. #GreaseMissile
@_willcompton @moejeyer5 pull some strings and get us signed up here. This beer games is missing 2 washed up, soft body, beer drinking former equipment managers that can absolutely dominate professional athletes in the beer drinking category of life.
I’ve had anxiety of someone breaking into my house to murder me since I was very young. My hobby that I picked up over the pandemic of camping that anxiety is on an all time high. As Forest Gump said “I am not a smart man Jenny but I know what love is.”
Listened to You Got it Bad for about a month straight after my 1st girlfriend in 6th grade (we rode the same bus to school) broke up with me. #ushefacts