NursePatsy

America's Registered Nurse 👩‍⚕️
America’s Diabetes Educator
3 time winner of "Healer Cup" award.
Always double masked 😷
She/Her

Following Poe's Law

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine becoming a Netflix star. I am truly humbled. Thank you to all my supporters who believed in my message of wellness and metabolic equity.

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

I am so fed up with these toxic male, gym bro, MAGA-run social media platforms full of hate speech and misinformation!

That’s why I created TruthPatsy.. a safe space for real nourishment, affirmation, and protection from toxic masculinity!

Finally, a platform where compassion, equity, and settled science come first. No more silencing beautiful, intelligent nurses who care.

Accounts are just $59.99 a month. Reply with #Patsy in the comments for 10% off your first month!

[Daniel J Terrell @DanielJTer78440]

@PatsyDiabetes Overweight liberal ugly (I assume because of the mask) need to STFU or move to North Korea where they think they’d feel safer.

[Ruppert @Mike100964]

@PatsyDiabetes Fake account bot

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

A defining trait of MAGA white supremecists is politeness. I will not be polite! MAGA ICE off our streets!!!

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@PerHans85878989 Sound like a flat earther! lol

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

More Patsy Settled Science!

Meat is literally toxic to the human body!!

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@PerHans85878989 Not according to the settled science on the matter

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@PerHans85878989 Not according to the settled science on the matter

[KentColeslaw @KentColeslaw69]

@PatsyDiabetes I’m 47 and god damn it this is the way I’m living my life from now on, thank you Nurse Patsy for you wisdom!

[Sorcerer's Bowl @William King @William87869826]

@PatsyDiabetes Why do you look like 68?

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

My Truth Social account (which I hate and never use) started blowing up after a call today from a certain someone.

To my followers, do not worry: I hate toxic MAGA and all their lies!

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@ItIsMikeFitz You’re welcome but gyms are dens of toxic masculinity. Cancel your membership immediately

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@ItIsMikeFitz You’re welcome but gyms are dens of toxic masculinity. Cancel your membership immediately

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

I’m 38. If I could be 25 again, here’s what I’d tell myself a

1. Wear the mask. People who complain about it are never worth knowing.

2. Stop fearing seed oils. Start fearing unregulated opinions.

3. Whole grains are not “carbs.” They’re healthcare.

4. Never date a man who says, “I did my own research.”

5. Your body needs fiber, boundaries, and at least one booster per season.

6. Meat is temporary. Your gut microbiome remembers forever.
— Nurse Patsy #SettledScience #PatsyKnowsBest

[President Benjamin Franklin🇺🇸⚡️🪁 👓🎆 📬 🦅🦃 @presbenfranklin]

@DagoFrenchy913 @wastrel009 @PatsyDiabetes Good Morning Franco! What are you going to get into today?

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@DagoFrenchy913 @TweetsieRail @guanon5 @presbenfranklin Francis, you’re spending the last day replying here. What does that say about you? Maybe like my other 5M followers, just find me attractive and intelligent? 😍

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

The Odyssey is literally the best movie we've ever seen!

Elliot Page is so brave and such a great role model to my trans granddaughter.

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

I’ll take anything but MAGA!

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@DagoFrenchy913 @presbenfranklin @Hummingbirder Sir, that’s former President Ben Franklin you are talking too. The greatest American president, inventor of democracy and electricity. Show some respect.

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@DagoFrenchy913 @presbenfranklin My 5M tik tok followers would disagree with you

[NursePatsy @PatsyDiabetes]

@DagoFrenchy913 @presbenfranklin My 5M tik tok followers would disagree with you