Patsy Stone

I'm fabulous, darling. That's all you need to know.

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Happy St Georges Day, darlings. Stay fabulous, and remember, if you're ever in doubt, just ask yourself - #WWPDS

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What time is it? 7.... 7:30 you say? Oh that means nothing to me.

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That moment of serenity when you get home, snap your bra off and crack open the Stoli. Cheers sweetie.

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@therealposhdave I beg your pardon, darling? A movie you say? I was not informed of this!

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Darlings, what year are we in? What century? I've been in the worlds longest black out and let me tell you, it was fabulous.

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@lewyoaks Yeah, cheers. Thanks a lot. Marvellous, darling. Cheers!

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@GlenAntAllison I've been drinking Bolli since 1973, darling

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@glowdell Have at it, darling. Make sure you drink plenty, sweetie.

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@JimLovesChaos Anything that's designer is fabulous, darling.

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I don't speak German but I can when I've had a few Stolli's, darling. @ladygaga

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@Fletch1412 Why thank you, darling. You're not half-bad yourself, sweetie. Cheers!

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Easy going sex with gorgeous, underage youths

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Darling.... I'll let you in on a little secret. Nobody cares, sweetie.

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@Fletch1412 Compared to the X Factor, dry paint is a small slice of heaven, darling.

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Ironic coming from she who wore Christmas lights RT“@kittybrucknell: Oh my god...what is Rylan wearing?!”

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The X Factor? I'd rather sniff dry paint, darling.

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@GlasgaeLauraLee A night with me, sweetie. It'll cure all that ails you.

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Look who they're letting through; stoned, Chinese hippies with backpacks, for God's sake.

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@therealposhdave Sorry darling, I found myself rather "pre-occupied". I'll be with you momentarily, sweetie.

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@stuartgooch I think I was very cool about if darling. I took a deep breath, had a sip and calmly said..... ABORT!