Mikey Patterson

It's you, it's me, and there's dancing.

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@the_shanetrain Thank you. I’m off the dirty martinis.

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@Amtrak this is absolutely insane how poorly you’re handling Keystone 654. Haven’t moved in an hour, adding stops when we’re already late, trying to bring passengers on from a separate train in the middle of a track. But definitely keep charging people 130 dollars a ticket

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@_quailehuntin Extra innings

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@_quailehuntin we need this now more than ever

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

time to cleanse the timeline again

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@_quailehuntin The bars full it’s hilarious

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@_quailehuntin Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@_quailehuntin

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@_quailehuntin

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I fucking love Massachusetts.

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@_quailehuntin Eyes on the road!

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

Everything’s going to be okay.

[DreamWorks Animation @Dreamworks]

Not too Far, Far Away… @Shrek 5 is coming to theaters on July 1, 2026 with Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz.

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@_quailehuntin you should get around me if u can

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

unc levels are surging--im really smoking meats with crazy efficacy no puffy. this summer bouta b crucial you should get around me if u can

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@_quailehuntin

[Sara Rose 🇺🇸🌹 @saras76]

Shane Gillis replaying the leader of Isis, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's death, is a classic 🤣

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@ohsloane @GroupMe Gave me PTSD to like this reply.

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@GroupMe This is garbage, mates - put it back to the old.

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@_quailehuntin

[THUGGERDAILY ひ @ThuggerDaily]

Young Thug and his lawyer vibing to his hit song Halftime in court omg 😭 😭

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@TJFatStax

[.kelle. @_helluvalife]

all of New York right now. #earthquake

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

fell for another instagram ad scam. logging off. leave it here. cells hot if u are.

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@NICK0NLINE Hahaha not having the ‘a’ gets everyone - sent over, appreciate you

[Mikey Patterson @Patt21erson]

@NICK0NLINE if we didn’t get a Venmo request by now - safe to say I missed the S&W wave? Thanks homie