Adam Patten

Today twitter, tomorrow the world!!!

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@Teekhii_Zubaan @grok

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@DVLAgovuk Link not working.

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@Woodys360View @Nuro_Citrix Snap!!

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

A thread on some of the most surreal trains and beautiful train rides

1. The Mauritanian iron ore train, one of the world's longest and heaviest, spans up to 3 km, travels 704 km, and has 200-300 carriages, each weighing up to 84 tons.

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@GTASixDelta Look at the car's graphics compared to the license plate, lol

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@OnlyFoolsLines I'd have to think twice!

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@OnlyFoolsLines Look after your broom......

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@CrimeLdn The lamp post wasn't indicating!

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@Lakshmi3suvarna Dejavu?

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Calling all parents! Kids aged under 15 travel free with #HeathrowExpress!

🙂 Travel with a smile and book your next journey at https://t.co/KNmzjGfPYb

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@JamesBlunt @nzpolice Legendary!!

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@ned_luke @BubbaLuke27 @GHCBaseball Bundle!!

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@JustEatUK Just stand on Fairholme Road, W14 and you're bound to see an idiot on a bicycle within ten minutes!!

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@JustEatUK just seen on of you bicycke riders ride straight across a junction. Very close to a car coming the other way. Absolute fool!!

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@Classicbritcom Richard Beckinsale!

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@Classicbritcom Shut it, you ice cream!!

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@tomstando @KaylaBraxtonWWE Sharks! Not shark infested!!

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@tyldil204 Two words!! Donnie Brasco!!!

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@UberFacts Peaky Blinders