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@MatthewStadlen Cobblers

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@Everton @philmcnulty I’ve occasionally chided my blue brothers for being “bitter”, but this seems wrong on many levels - if Burnley really had a case it should have against the EPL, it had the power to relegate Everton and reinstate Burnley

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@robblackie If you genuinely think that you can get away with censorship at this stage, then you’re not very bright

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@MatthewOToole2 Unbelievable

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@peterkyle @BBCSimonJack You want to find the UK’s first trillion dollar firm so you can tax them into oblivion

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@TedUrchin Ted, the bar was so low, all they had to do was smile and not make things worse - they’ve scowled, insulted us and made everything worse

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@YazzLFC We lost him, Diaz (and of course Jota) last summer and became slower and more predictable - 26 year old Darwin with a point to prove? And for free? All day long please

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@DavidGHFrost Labour manifesto explicitly states they wouldn’t

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@johannesmkx I guarantee that if Harry Enfield sees this, he’s found Tim Nice But Dim’s long lost sister

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@darrenpjones Sadly this isn’t one of your disappearing messages

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@paullewismoney Pensions now a Ponzi scheme Paul - on death the fund will lose 40% IHT and transfer as a pension bearing income tax at marginal rate - only advantage (for now) is 25% TFCS

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@DailyMail Please declare your interest Lord Hermer - how much money have you earned from human rights cases over the past 10 years?

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@owenjonesjourno I think it’s hugely important for them to have the right to express their feelings, and very empathetic too. Love and respect to them and their community

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@AvonandsomerRob Just tax us all when we breathe, we’re already taxed when we don’t

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@BLUENOSEBOB1878 Sixth Bob, I heard Moysey and Big Dunc told us to do one

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@paullewismoney How do you know they “need” them if they’re not assessed?

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@KarlTurnerMP Under this Labour government, that definition applies w virtually everyone in public life - an utter shambles

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@Goosey30111568 If she’s tempted towards Reform, then they would be unstoppable

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@MatthewStadlen His point was that you shouldn’t divide - policing should be the same for all - who could possibly disagree with that?

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@JimfromOldham Looks like you’ve been found out