Joe Pattison

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

Thank you @DaveChoate for the wonderful art. And a thanks to @BigTiev for the introduction.

[Sarah Spain @SarahSpain]

This again.

And again and again…

[PGA Tour @PGATour]

Retweet if you've hit a worse golf shot.

#QuickHits

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

@realDonaldTrump
No one is wrecking suburbs, supporting late term abortions, or any of the other bull-shit accusations you've made.
Please go fuck yourself you lying sack of shit.

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

If this lying piece of shit is elected for 4 more years, then I am done. America already stands for nothing but racism and mediocrity. What is there left to fight for if we keep putting idiots into power. #electafuckingtoaster

[Anita Kumar @anitakumar01]

NEW: Last week, aides and advisers began pondering possible executive actions Trump could take to curb mail-in voting — everything from directing the postal service to not deliver certain ballots to stopping local officials from counting them
https://t.co/sEOEaFuSZg

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Not many of us get to live to see our own legacy play out in such a meaningful, remarkable way. John Lewis did:

https://t.co/KbVfYt5CeQ

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

Even when the 2020 Oscars decide to do a throw back rap song, it's from a white rapper. #OscarsSoWhite??

[Sarah Spain @SarahSpain]

I wrote about why the aftermath of Kobe Bryant’s death is not a time to simply celebrate a beloved sports superstar, but also to remember his entire legacy.

I hope you’ll give it the same time and care reading it that I did writing it.

https://t.co/Mmxyq7T4J3

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

@vhuynh13 I'd be happy with that.

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

@vhuynh13 @halsey I would agree, although I would add, that beautiful women will feel like they had a "look bad day" when they are a 9.9 instead of their usual 10. Personally, I will always support the natural beauty, and think all women are better for it.

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

I know it's only been two weeks since it came out, but I can honestly say, #tool "fear inoculum" has changed my life. For better or worse, I'm not the same person I was 2 weeks ago. I love you all, thank you.

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

Listened to Limp Bizkit tonight, because they came up and I said, "I remember them, they did Faith and ??". It was 12 songs before I heard something I didn't recognize and fondly remember. That is better than most greatest hits albums. Do we need to reconsider Fred Durst?

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

There's something about the movie "Seven", that makes me want to drink excessive amounts of box wine and go to sleep blasting Nine Inch Nails. Then again, maybe the movie was irrelevant.

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

@ChrisGeurink @bjvanbeek No Gink, you're great

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

@bjvanbeek @ChrisGeurink I have better hair, but yes.

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

@bjvanbeek @ChrisGeurink I am pouring bon & Viv spiked seltzer. I recommend the black cherry and rosemary.

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

Good morning world.
It's a brand new day, the sun is high, all the birds are singing that you're gonna die.....well that went dark. New reference.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggon it people like me.
It's a brand new fucking day, and it'll be glorious!!!

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

WTF?? Disappointment.

[Joe Pattison @PattisonJoe]

Ramadan Mubarak.
Day 1 was a success, difficult yet fruitful. I look forward to more of this journey.
As Salaam Alaikum.