Jonathan Patton

Ginger opera singer

[Jonathan Patton @PattonOpera]

@NFLPlus Why the hell did I subscribe to some garbage platform that doesn’t work

[Jonathan Patton @PattonOpera]

@CaptainForMusic Such a brilliant idea

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Watching the slime cannons after a touchdown on Nickelodeon...

[Jonathan Patton @PattonOpera]

@SpitballersPod Futurama, Seymour is the 101

[LeBron James @KingJames]

FUCK THIS MAN!!!! WE DEMAND CHANGE. SICK OF IT

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

It’s only a matter of time...

Our Hamilton film.
THIS July 3rd.
On Disney+.

#Hamilfilm

[Jonathan Patton @PattonOpera]

@CaptainForMusic

[Jonathan Patton @PattonOpera]

@CaptainForMusic @GayUncleFrank The larynx belongs behind the eyes, higher is better

[Jonathan Patton @PattonOpera]

@CaptainForMusic @GayUncleFrank Only good baritones get called tenors

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

A podcast but it’s just the inner monologues of dogs forced to wear shoes.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Exercise bike not included. #AviationGin

[Mark S. Luckie @marksluckie]

Stages of writing:
😖 i can't believe I'm doing this
😨 my writing is horrible!
😏 hey it's pretty good
😭 no it's not!
😶 i'm done, just take it

[Addatude @addatude_]

I thought that the kid who saw mommy kissing Santa Claus saw mommy participating in an affair before I ever considered it was the dad dressed as Santa

[Jonathan Patton @PattonOpera]

@TheFFBallers What WRs will have a better 2nd half of season than 1st half of season?

[Jonathan Patton @PattonOpera]

@fantasyfocus I am fortunate enough to have both Engram and Hunter Henry. What WRs would you be willing to trade for one of those TEs?

[Matt Harmon @MattHarmon_BYB]

Joe Flacco really stepping up for the Chiefs after seeing Patrick Mahomes go down.

[Jonathan Patton @PattonOpera]

@_jazzghost_ Sehnsucht

[Jonathan Patton @PattonOpera]

OMG I JUST HEARD A HIGH SCHOOLER ATTEMPTING QUEEN OF THE NIGHT... I HAVE WORDS FOR YOUR INSTRUCTOR 🤬🤬