Patton Tank

Husband, father to two, autism dad, BSBA, financial analyst, outlaw country fan, toy collector, comic book reader. #RuleTheJungle #WhoDey

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@obscure_bengals Tecmo Super Bowl stats.

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@pickett_shaun Yes

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@pickett_shaun Sorry, the WM1 set.

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@pickett_shaun How much on the retros?

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@Binstadt @JakeLiscow @lockedonbengals

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@JamesRapien @M_Contipelli is back too?!? Awesome!

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@wvgazettemail The driver of that car better be thanking Jesus for that pole's existence.

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@fashion_nfl I miss Boyd, Hubbard, and Mixon. They added so much the the Bengals culture.

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@consumertc Mr. Pibb was my go-to at McDonalds for several years. I'm hoping with the current Pibb re-brand that it'll replace Dr. Pepper at McDonalds.

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@obscure_bengals Bro, every 50-something woman I know calls him that.

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@preterniadotcom Any paint flaking issues?

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@preterniadotcom I'd buy this exact figure.

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@JustinM_NFL @ShrineBowl If he can ACT like he can tackle, it's an immediate improvement over Geno Stone.

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@JamesRapien The 2025 answer to this question woukd have been way different.

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@obscure_bengals The son of Rodney Holman's backup on Tecmo Super Bowl!

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@Ben_Baby Let us know when they play Turnpike.

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@obscure_bengals The longest tenured Bengal!

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@NotZacTaylor After last year, yes I'm totally relaxed.

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@consumertc I drank a lot of Kool-Aid out of these. My mom still has them.

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@John__Sheeran So instead of doing the most Bengals thing, they did the 180 degree opposite. We're living in a new world, Bengals fans.