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30’s | Nurse ⚕️| ELDER EMO 🖤 | ♍️♏️♒️

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

Me at 2100: So so so excited to sleep in tomorrow

Me at 0430 the next morning: 10
Buzzfeed quizzes deep trying to figure out if Ina Garten will rate me as good vanilla or not based upon what I feed Jeffrey 😂💀

#whycantisleep #insomnia

[Christopher Helali @ChrisHelali]

@WhiteHouse WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

@WhiteHouse absolutely disgusting. the white house should be ashamed

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

@Snapchat you guys are not serious with this app update are you? please change it back

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Update: I dropped tf off like a week after this tweet never to return to Grey Sloan again 🙃

Reality TV is my current interest, who’s watching I Love A Mama’s Boy?! 🤪

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

holy fuck the way I am SO fed up with April & Jackson. #GreysAnatomy #s12

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

last night while i was utilizing a therapeutic presence and sitting at poor meemaw’s bedside trying to help her fall asleep & she began using a demonic voice to speak like anna faris in the house bunny at me #passthesage

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

stay sick of me 🤪

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

i took some of my fuckery to threads; thought i should share the wealth that is my one liners 😎

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

@dumpsterfireICU I apologize for how aggressive my message came off as. Glad you found something that fills your soul

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

@dumpsterfireICU bro, how are you literally not so bored I feel like that shit moves at a literal glacial pace.

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

I’M TAKING THE DOG DUMBASS 🤪

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

@MrozBrandon oh absofuckinglutely Jake and I love this man

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

@JoeBiden tell Jill to find you a nice assisted-living facility! The White House is inappropriate placement for you. Anyone that cannot remember the exact date and time that THEIR OWN CHILD died does not deserve to make decisions for the rest of us.

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck Off & GO 👏 TO 👏 JAIL. No traitor like you deserves to represent us.

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

absolutely NO ONE asked for battle of the grandpas to repeat itself again. You really should be fucking ashamed of yourself for being so unconfident in the rest of your party and so supportive of such pieces of shit @GOP @TheDemocrats

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

FUCK YOU @GOP & @TheDemocrats NOBODY WANTED THIS AGAIN😡😡😡

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

2024: work, eat, sleep, repeat 🔁

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

“Move Tita, me and one of my personalities are playing tag rn” 💀🤣

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

@ChiSportUpdates like they couldn’t already do that in Schaumburg 😂😂😂

[K A T @PattyCakesx99]

Strawberry Cinnamon Twists from TBell taste like Frakenberry cereal 🍓