Patrick Floyd

[Mike Cobraman @MKupperman]

Photo: Another revolting Yummy brand product. http://t.co/EsXvTXrznr

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

So, at 2 a.m. time goes FORWARD? 'Cuz a hooded Bruce Willis just materialized in my living room with gold bars strapped to him.

[Patrick Floyd @PattyMayoOKC]

@__trustno1 yeah you are!!

[Patrick Floyd @PattyMayoOKC]

@__trustno1 I told you! The pilot should've been a movie.

[Patrick Floyd @PattyMayoOKC]

@daVinciBot1495 @__trustno1 ok I'm in

[Patrick Floyd @PattyMayoOKC]

@ToddGlass Just watching your NetFlix special for the first time. Awesome.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"My grandson says I'm 'bending' on something called 'shitter' on the 'computernet'? What?" -- a bayonet maker

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I think we all love teachers
#bobschafferforever

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Ann Coulter died of prostate cancer in 2002. Her Twitter account's a sentient emu skeleton with a swatch of eyelid skin stretched over it.

[Patrick Floyd @PattyMayoOKC]

@PowersPotential Ha ha thanks!! Twitter finally hooked me.