La Patrona

"Life is too short and I got no time to sit around just wasting it, so I make the best of the time."

[La Patrona @PattyMtzT]

"¿Alguna vez, al conocer a alguien, has sentido que llenaba un vacío que tenías dentro?". #IOrigins

[BĒR @BernarGM]

*bajan las temperaturas grado y medio*

Inmediatamente yo:

[Luiz Carlos Largo @LARGOESPN]

Gol absurdo no futebol feminino mexicano. Nunca tinha visto um gol assim.

[بهاء @ba66_]

"ساقاي لم يعد بإمكانهما منحي المزيد"

ساقه في مباراة اعتزاله

[La Patrona @PattyMtzT]

😭😭😭😭😭😭💔

[Peluca 🎙️ @Mileinnials]

El video que compartió Neymar en sus redes, dando a entender su propio retiro y saludando a Messi, se van dos leyendas

[Indie 505 @Indie5051]

yo cada vez que un pago automático se descuenta de mi cuenta bancaria

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Nike signed Messi when he was 14. They lost him over a few hundred dollars worth of tracksuits, a mistake now estimated at $10 billion in brand value.

In 2005, Messi's father Jorge asked Nike for some extra tracksuits for his son, a routine request from the family of an 18-year-old who had just broken into Barcelona's first team. Nike's Iberian and South American offices both ignored it. He never got a reply.

Adidas was paying attention. They offered around $1 million a year, and Nike refused to match because they didn't want a bidding war over a teenager. They were busy building their 2006 World Cup campaign around established stars.

Once the Adidas deal leaked, Nike panicked and sued in Spanish court, claiming a binding contract. The judges found all Nike had was a "commitment letter" with no legal weight. Messi signed with Adidas in February 2006, and in 2017 they gave him a lifetime deal.

So when he walks out at El Monumental on October 6 for his final Argentina match, in front of 84,000 people, the gold-lettered farewell jersey he revealed today will carry three stripes.

Twenty years, 125 international goals, a World Cup, and every shirt sold along the way. All of it went to Adidas because someone at Nike didn't answer an email about tracksuits.

[Lanz Lannister @Lanzbot]

"Dalí estaba loco,
Picasso estaba loco,
Frida Kahlo estaba loca,
Copérnico estaba loco,
Arquímedes estaba loco,
Jesucristo estaba loco,
la Virgen de Guadalupe estaba loca, Benito Juárez estaba loco...."

[vato montés @pincheAyax]

Dalí estaba loco 🎙️
Picasso estaba loco 🎶
Frida Kahlo estaba loca 🎶

[G-Block 🅱️aby @motionsznn]

The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this

[Fernando 🇵🇸 @ferrob93]

Para los que no son de mexico.

Hoy todos los mexicanos ponemos un nopal en casa, lo adornamos con esferas y luces y esperamos a que en la noche llegue Miguel Hidalgo y nos deje regalos bajo nuestro nopal de independencia.

[Marcela Quintero @Marcela252016]

Necesito que WhatsApp saque una actualización donde se puedan ordenar los stickers, no puedo estar en medio de una discusión y estar 30 minutos buscando que mandar .

[sol de media noche 👻 | bangchan me saludó @IssDannie]

el próximo año que estemos a 40 grados a media noche les voy a recordar a todos los que estan haciendo su mamada de preguntarle a chatgpt como se verian en los 80s

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

They just discovered hugs

[Mr Money @MrMoneyOk]

¿Qué edad tienes?

[. @Carlosgramosc]

cuando me encuentro con un buen tweet pero Twitter se actualiza

[FC BARCELONA PARAGUAY @PARcelona7]

Uuuuuh le tiro a todos Messi ME ENCANTA LEO AHORA SALÍ A DECIR QUE CR7 ES UN CHUPAPIJA Y QUE SOLO SABE METER GOL DE PENAL AKKAKSKSKS

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🚨🤯 HISTORIC: Mexico captain Rebeca Bernal is officially a new Manchester United player. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿💣

The defender will become the FIRST-EVER MEXICAN to play in the Women’s Super League.

Mexico now has a new Red Devil, following in the footsteps of Chicharito Hernández. ❤️👏🏼

[TNT Sports Argentina @TNTSportsAR]

TODO SALIÓ PERFECTO, LEO 🫶 🇦🇷

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

20 years of Messi magic. 🥹

16 June 2006. The day Lionel Messi made his #FIFAWorldCup debut. 🏆