Patrick Todd

[Noble Brown🗡 @NobleBrown]

Just @ me next time

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

What happened to teaching kids "Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me."?

Words have never been violent, nor will they ever be.

The only issue today is that people have gotten soft and expect everyone else's pity.

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

This is next level. We are in the dark times.

[Jordan Schachtel @JordanSchachtel]

As the past two years have proven, governments don't have real control over the spread of viruses, but they can certainly cause tons of damage maintaining that delusion.

[Marc Lobliner - IFBB Pro @MarcLobliner]

The $40B Ukrainian bill passing so easy tells me that almost everyone in government is laundering money through Ukraine.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Pearl Jam’s drummer tested positive for Covid before their concert last night.

Instead of canceling the show, they invited a local kid from Oakland to fill in for them.

Legend. @StoolBackstage

[Martyr Made @martyrmade]

Remember when we literally caught them secretly worshiping an effigy of Moloch, and accepted “we were just goofing off” as an explanation lmao

[Building Better Fathers @BldgBetterDads]

Avoiding marriage because divorced guys say it sucks

Is like avoiding exercise because fat guys say it’s hard.

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Canadian Refusenik 🍁 @cdnrefusenik]

5 shots in 2 years is not a vaccination program. It's an IQ test.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - US House subcommittee will hold a public hearing on #UFOs, now called unidentified aerial vehicles, next week for the first time in more than half a century.

[Zach Homol @zachhomol_]

It’s happening

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

"We hid seed oils in all the food, sprayed toxic pesticides on all the vegetables, put carcinogens in the tap water and then convinced people that steak and butter, two of the only real foods left, cause all the disease"

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

How can overturning Roe v Wade be an assault on women’s rights if you can’t tell us what a woman is?

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

CNN wants the American people to be more worried about how Elon Musk spends his own money than how Joe Biden spends ours.