Patty Toms

I can flip tortillas with my fingers.
Here for a #Cosmic 🪐purpose
#Latina #Feminist
👽 #SocialMedia Maven
🤎 Selectively Social
📷IG: PattyPepTalk

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

Love is... blindly pointing to the menu and knowing Whataburger will come thru 👏

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Me. Because of @netflix
#LoveIsBlindLIVE
And I already went through my scooby snacks man. 😩

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Can we just admire the work of all the costume designers and team for the @MaskedSingerFOX
Like, the background dancers looks, the singers looks. Golden!

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@MagdaGonzy 1. Water
2. Black Mushroom Coffee
3. Coke Zero
4. Grape Gatorade
5. Iced Vanilla Latte with Almond Milk

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@MaskedSingerFOX #MedusaMask must win this season. Omg.

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@MaskedSingerFOX 🐍🤎

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@MagdaGonzy Nothing TS piano sing a longs can't solve. ALL TO WELL. 🎹

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@MagdaGonzy Noted.

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Please tell me that @nbcsnl is going to have #SarahNews on the regular. @SarahSquirm is my new fave! Come on @LorneMichaels4 make it happen.
... and that sarah set is 🙌🏽🍥🍡🛸

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My grandkitty in my human grandsons onesie. Cat content that makes us smile.
#CatsofTwittter
#catcontent
#cats

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I love that this was a category.
#VMAs

[Video Music Awards @vmas]

Best Metaverse Performance Winner: @BLACKPINK #VMAs

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I'm living for @flea333 high energy presenting advice for @NICKIMINAJ on #VMAs - Dark room. Sage. Meditation. Can we just always get the Flea take on all news channels please.

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Ummmm @SweetLifeonMax giving me all the feels.

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“The dancing Sun the dancing moon the dancing stars and the dancing galaxies are the direct expression of our divine Self.” 
-Amit Ray-
#JamesWebbSpaceTelescope
#thirdeye
#OBSESSED
#vibes

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In case you forgot. If Lloyd and Mary would've married each other from Dumb & Dumber, Mary's name would've been Mary Christmas.
You're welcome. 🎄
#DumbandDumber
#Random
#uselessinformation

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70% of the time me not wanting any dipping sauces throws the person taking my order off.
Me: No sauces. Thank you.
Them: What ma'am? No sauces?
Me: Yes, correct. No sauces.
Them: Ummm okay. You sure?
Me: I'm sure.
Doesn't matter where I'm ordering from.
#thoughtoftheday
#Food

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I like the way ice 🧊 sounds when it's settling.
#thoughtoftheday