Shane Patterson

One day the people that didn’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you🤙🏻 #StayRad Snap: Pattycakes.287

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

Luke Combs looks like he’s from horse branch while Post looks like he’s straight out of Fordsville😂😂 https://t.co/J9txeL5OoJ

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Beerbongs & Bentleys. @PostMalone

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

I just waited 20 minutes in line at McDonald’s to get a McRib for them to tell me they were out of McRibs. Life kinda sucks man.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Jake Patterson @jpatterson733]

Ls fest. A flop like the rest of 2020.

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

I don’t think there is a single person in Louisville that can drive good

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

I get to marry my best friend😍😍

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

@jpatterson733 I don’t think I could have made it the rest of the day without that information. @jpatterson733

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

2020 isn’t getting much better y’all lol

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

Three years ago today I rolled up to @mikayla_faithhh took her for a ride in my mustang and she’s been in love ever since.

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

@tburden15 @mikayla_faithhh Exactly. Chicks love dump trucks.😂

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

@mikayla_faithhh won’t let me buy a dump truck☹️ that’s all. That’s the post.

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

Rain showers on a tin roof>>>

[Jake Patterson @jpatterson733]

I just want a haircut and a steak.

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

Man I’m really craving some street racing right about now.

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

May 25th, wya? I’m in desperate need of a haircut 💇🏽‍♂️

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

I’m so ready to be back in church every Sunday.

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

@cory_crowe6 Vette needs some work first lol.

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

I’m ready for quarantine to be over so Me and the boys can get some Mexican in before some Mexico 🇲🇽

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

@CoreyWallace865 At this point I’ll almost take you up on it lol

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

Absolutely no one makes a good looking wheel for a c5 corvette and that hurts me.

[Shane Patterson @Pattycakes287]

I really try to be a cool headed, easy going guy, but people on marketplace are making it tough on me today.