BANKAI: Plantainjiki Dodo

A goat cannot enter a salon where the lion is the barber

[CYBERTRON 🥷🏽🖤 @_Cyb3rKnight]

MY HORSE LOOKING AT ME AFTER COMMANDER ERWIN SPEECH

[Brendan May @bmay]

We are still figuring out how to get past Solihull.

[omari!😓 @itsonlyk__]

economy as soon as I became an adult

[zak @zakariasolos]

Told the barber to give me the usual and he asked who am i

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

My politics will always be that no one, much less a survivor of 9/11, should have $190,000 in medical debt while living in the world’s richest country.

[sami 🍡 @mpregcwn]

i can't help but think it purely depends on your geographical luck

[EconomicGrowthEnjoyer 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @EconomicgrowthE]

UK is finished. 8 years to build 30 trains. In the country that invented trains. It’s never been more over

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

So somebody tried the AI "plan me a fun trip" demo...

[Wilf🇬🇭HIMMY TURNER @nobackzfred]

He’s spot on.
Guy’s funding your whole lifestyle and you can’t be on time to support him?

[Humaira @satti_humaira]

Don't let a 10-minute problem consume a 24-hour day. The email was uncomfortable. The train was late. The conversation went poorly. Feel it, deal with it, then allow the rest of your life to remain intact.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

[RGT @CyGasser]

Babysitting the neighbors kid and he's watching Phineas and Ferb like this

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham has announced £442m to get all rough sleepers off the streets by Christmas

"No-one should have to bed down in a doorway or outside a station"

[🍀🍵 @bobhealings]

was on my laptop the entire day instead of my phone

[Jojo's Bizarre Vent Oreo #Melonyantwt @Jojosbizarreven]

Mom is thinking about getting my brother a PC for his birthday and she said she wanted to keep it under 500$

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

If they're turning engineers into activists they have been doing unfathomable evil behind the scenes

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

cuando solo dormí 3 horas y el profesor decide apagar las luces para poner un vídeo