Paudie Nzongong

Future Irish international; limerick lover; occasional writer and footballer for Harrogate Town

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I was trained to shoot on goal lads, not at a tree. I tried to warn you about it.

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Ok so hear me out.

I start the matches. I score.

I get subbed in. I score.

Seems like whenever I'm on the field, I score. So why dont I play more games?

Guess I was made to be a reader and a writer really.

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To be honest, these days I'm feeling quite like @HernanAgudelo27 . Think the manager totally forgot about my existence.

Also, nobody tell Louis that I got his boots. I just thought that maybe getting rid of one of the 1st team members would get me to start, now he's quite mad.

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Welp, seems like I won't be playing any more than 10 matches this season again. Seems like my movement for getting to the starting XI has backfired massively.

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I mean, I know we have been losing but at least I got contacts now. Maybe I can use it during the games, perhaps for scoring some headers and such.

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Instead of doing a limerick today, I will put up this thing that seems to be hip in this community: a hashtag.
#StartPaudieNow. Or else.

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Well, I averaged more than a goal contribution per game and still I barely play. On the one hand, I like it cause I have more time to read (and boy will I read during this break), on the other hand, I think this godly figure I keep hearing has a foot on this somewhere.

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Paudie's Limerick Miracles, Part 4: "Upsets"

I'd 8-2 be Wycombe right now
But they spoiled the fun in the last bow
They had the last laugh
But we won't give up
At least I can read some books throughout

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Well, I was almost right on that, only thing I didnt take into account was a South African international coming on

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I have heard the next matches are going to be quite a treat. Can't wait to take part in like 60 minutes and then get subbed off by a Spanish door

[Paudie Nzongong @PaudiePower]

I have heard the next matches are going to be quite a treat. Can't wait to take part in like 60 minutes and then get subbed off by a Spanish door

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Paudie's Limerick Miracles, Part 3: Sitters

I have finally missed a shot
Mister Okonkwo is pretty mad
But I do not care
I've got books to read
Who needs playtime when you got stories?

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@witinessmateysl Hmm. Seems like the rumours of you being witty are, indeed, true.

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Machado de Assis has some great books. Mia Couto too. Thanks @witinessmateysl for the recommendations. Managed to read all of them in only 4 days.

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@NushiPetrit Oh god...

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So, 2 things.
1. Who was Caleb Slater? Never seen him around here and people are saying he's been released.

2. I'm pretty sure Mr. Okonkwo is just a puppet for this godly figure I always keep hearing, it seems like he is the one picking the teams

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Unfortunately, one of my great friends in @WillAmbrose5 has left the club. You're still very welcome for a cup of coffee in my house, Will.

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Been the first time in a while since I left the pitch without scoring, don't even know how I even got to that pass from @AndrzejYSL but we make a great duo.

Update on me hearing God: I think a purge is coming...

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Well, no glasses yet but two goals at least.

It really paid off to read about seals last night, the gaffer (and God again) really seemed to enjoy that.

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I think I forgot my reading glasses at the training ground... can anybody get them for me?

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I'm not even mad that I am not playing. These "A Series of Unfortunate Events" books are so good, I just can't stop reading them.

But about the concussion, I'm still feeling the effects. I can still hear God, but I think he's the one picking the sides.

Perhaps I'm going crazy.