You know what today is..? That's right, it's the 15th anniversary of my film, Paul (2011)!! So you better go watch it, or I'm gonna do something so terrible to you and your entire bloodline that there will be folktales told about your fate for generations.
If you fucks don't watch my movie on its 15th anniversary this year I'll gut you all like fish.
Watch my movie on Valentine's Day, February 14th, trust me, you won't regret it!
#pauliversary