Paul Allen

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[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

@loveraj1122 @grok I count 12,768 holes. It appears some are not counting the inner holes as separate rows. 228 x 56

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this is why everyone needs a dash cam

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Snowing In the UK over the weekend . be careful out there

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Jonathan Cook @Jonathan_K_Cook]

Notice a pattern of behaviour by the establishment media that told us Kamala Harris was poised for a narrow win.

For more than two years, that same establishment media told us Ukraine would win if only we sent a few more bombs/ tanks/ planes.

Over the past year, that same establishment media told us that Israel wasn't committing a genocide, even as we watched it kill and maim 10,000s of children in Gaza. That same media told us that our leaders were working tirelessly for peace, even as they sent Israel more and more weapons to kill and maim.

The establishment media isn't there to report the world as it is. It is there to shape our consciousness of it – to the benefit of the establishment.

It is there to sell us pipe-dreams.

It is there to buy time.

It is there to make us believe next time will be different.

It is there to buy our docility.

It is there to conceal the fact that our leaders are sociopaths, more committed to lining their pockets than saving the only world we have.

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

@thejournal_ie Who’s getting the contracts?

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

@nialloloughlin Send me €100 and I’ll send you back “x” amount. Deal?

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

This equates to Ireland being 2% of the world average (per capita) for carbon emissions. Or 50 times less than the average.
So why are we being treated as a big part of the problem?

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

@honorekamegni “We should stand together and build strong communities. We are one” said the wolfs to the sheep.

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

@griptmedia If I was cynical, I would think Leo is lining his pockets as a mouthpiece, knowing his time is nearly up.

[Cafe Gusto @cafegusto]

We are delighted to have opened up our new sister restaurant
Probys kitchen.
Sitting right under St Elizabeth’s fort & St Finbarrs Cathedral on Probys Quay. It’s open 7 days a week for breakfast & lunch, and brunch on weekends. #cork #corkcity
Check out https://t.co/3m4CrTUhDL

[Ivan Idea @ivancorless]

Used an @ESBNetworks #EV public charging point for the first time today. Cost €14.00 to add 100km range - so that’s .14c per km. For comparison purposes my 3L V6 Jag is currently costing about .13c per km. That doesn’t make any sense. The ESB need to sort out their pricing.

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

@damienwlr Since when is it okay for employees earnings to be used by business owners to support their business?

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

@Askaudreylike You’d be called TV, on any twitter rugby team.

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

@docum3nt @despod Road tax paid to end of Sept 2024

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

@ivansantry Corolla 1.3 GL Hactchback

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

@Askaudreylike @EoinBearla @BumperGraham @NeilRedFM @RM_Heffernan @Michael_O_Regan @cooper_m @RonanOGara10 Title it La Tour de Shamonix.
First up Shandon street to the Triffle Tower, then on up to the Norrie Damn Cathedral. Finishing with a visit to Blackpool to see the Moaning Liza.

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

Superb support and help throughout from Zach’s club ⁦@bandonrfc⁩ https://t.co/zQYWufX0CN

[Richard Wellings @RichardWellings]

It's a repeat of the diesel scam. They're sucking people in with subsidies and tax breaks, before they tell us "EVs are actually really bad for the environment" and impose new charges and restrictions. The real goal is a big reduction in car ownership. https://t.co/SlstGg9lGU

[Cafe Gusto @cafegusto]

⁦HELP! Our Gusto bike was stolen from Washington street a couple of hours ago. If you see anywhere, please contact us!! @CorkCyclingCrew⁩ ⁦@CyclingInCork⁩ #cork

[Paul Allen @PaulAllenAuto]

@NileGardiner That has more to do with, who would listen to you, Vile.