Paul “Basher” Bends

[Paul “Basher” Bends @PaulBendsHer]

Sitting on the toilet and started salivating like Pavlov’s Dog #Ijerkoffonthetoilet #spitforlube

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@i_love_tweas Based

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I actually plan on marrying all of the women I’ve had sex with #islam

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If you’re visibly obese you should not own an electric scooter

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@i_love_tweas They just hit the fucking pentagon

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@i_love_tweas @SeptimusSigma Off the Bob

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@WallaceMcSniff I actually can’t even imagine how good this must’ve tasted

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#sleepinpastyoureightthirtyprank

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Eating ramen with city water tastes like dog nails

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When she’s on her 8th what the sigma but you haven’t gotten any play since stonks

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Anybody else at college gameday rn #LANK

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@i_love_tweas Schwessinger might be the only option

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@imbunnjay Many such cases

[Paul “Basher” Bends @PaulBendsHer]

@i_love_tweas Hello Chuck,

Had this happen to me recently, had to cut off comms with the lass. I am a strong young man, not a good boy. Thank you very much.

Best,
Paul

[Paul “Basher” Bends @PaulBendsHer]

@i_love_tweas Great game, gave me crippling anxiety #hypochondriac

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@EnormaStits67 @acouplabeers Think it’s more of an ass sore

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Rome wtf are we doing

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“Let’s use the bathroom”
- Guy named bathroom

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@dreknowsball13 have a day

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FUCK THEM ALL TO DEATH LETS GO HAWKS