Most sportscasters donโt have the courage to just go with a strong take and deal with the blowback but โ-Iโm predicting Cam Newton will beat out Jarrett Stidham for the Patriots starting QB job.
Just flipped on Dodgeball (exciting Friday night I know) and came across this disturbing realization...
The ref clearly stated before sudden death that in accordance with ADAA rules, both feet must remain inside the triangle...
My Cat: REMEMBER THE PACTS FORGED BETWEEN OUR PEOPLES LONG AGO.
Me: Stop it, it's 6 in the morning.
Cat: YOU PLEDGED ETERNAL SERVITUDE.
Me: I did not.
Cat: IN EXCHANGE WE WOULD COME TO YOUR AID IN YOUR HOUR OF NEED.
Me: I'm not feeding you.
Cat: REMEMBER THE PACTS.