Paul Clemons

I'm a book keeper's son.........

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

#granddesigns How is it heated ? How do they dispose of sewage ? No sign of solar panels so is it connected to mains electricity ( and water ). What about parking ? Too many unanswered questions

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

#universitychallenge Don't they have losers anymore? I've seen these 2 teams so many times that I'm on first name terms with most of them 😁

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

@Gmackematix No I just churn them out......

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

@Gmackematix Bravo, but don't milk it!

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

@Baldred Well they are certainly looking to be in dire straits... 😉

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

@faircropfest have you got the date for the 2024 festival please? #forwardplanning

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

And the winner of tonight's "Danny Baker lookalike competition" is............ Mr Chadha. #UniversityChallenge

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

https://t.co/lbRqTR20ab

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Liz Truss: "I used to be completely thick and incompetent. But after my PM journey I have turned that around. Now I'm completely incompetent and thick."

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

@Alan_Measles Richly deserved - tonight's the Knight!

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

@D4N7O I 'm waiting for him to screech "a handbag" a la Lady Bracknell.....

[Graham Parker @ItsGrahamParker]

I’ll always remember seeing Christine with the great Chicken Shack, especially at the Gin Mill club in Godalming, standing below the lip of the stage marvelling at how she could sing the blues whilst still sounding like an English girl and playing such elegant piano.
RIP ❤️

[Oliver Bullough @OliverBullough]

Power has changed her.

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

@ItsGrahamParker Yorkshire Gold for me tha' knows - but I'll keep a look out for GP's Tips...... 😉☕

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

OK, now I want you to reach over and lift up the hat and tell me - is that the card you were thinking of?

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

In honour of all those who died during Covid or lived in fear I think we should all gather on our doorsteps at 8 O'Clock one night, hold up this picture and shout, "You fucking liar. You disgrace."

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

@baggottsilver Now available for Summer Season - book now! 🌞🌞🤣

[Steve Rosenberg @BBCSteveR]

Absolutely astonishing. During Russian Channel 1’s evening news broadcast, a woman ran onto the set with a sign: “No war…Don’t believe the propaganda. They’re lying to you here.”

[Paul Clemons @PaulClemons]

Great to see @RobbieCumming back on the box with a new series of #canalboatdiaries - a very welcome diversion from all the madness going on. If you enjoy this then check out his YouTube channel