PJ Cote

Funny person, Author, Painter, Music Selector, Photographer, Skateboarding Filmmaker

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Radio Deejays only played American Pie 🥧 so they could take a crapper break

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@kevin_nealon Lovitz #yeahthatstheticket

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Start a Megachurch and call it The God Complex

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#booksmaxxing

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Deejay Insurance

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I'd rather the whole world smell like a Marlboro than fuggin' Buttercream Frosting

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Just dispatched 🦎 Iguana Wranglers to the Home of Tom Brokaw

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Giant Chewy Sweet Tarts: Because you really needed a lemon-flavored chlorine tablet for dessert

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Tacos 🌮🌮 are Sushi 🍣🍣 and I will not Elaborate

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Shoes shaped like 3I/Atlas

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Open-world video game set in '77...yer a scraggly dirtweed dealer driving around the Bronx in a beat-up Trans Am using payphones but mostly sitting in a dingy Apt. with Hawkwind playing on the hi-fi, scoring points based on how long the druggies have to stay and listen to your BS

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Part of me wishes I was being monitored by some agency because they would just be eavesdropping on me doing delightful things and chasing my dog around and living my best life and the lady agent would fall in love with me as a result

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Leg Sweep a Karen

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I'm This Close to quitting my job and selling Cake Pops full-time on Facebook Marketplace

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Currently scouring the Internet for a picture of a fat guy who looks like Tupac so I can label it "Fourpac Shacarb*

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Her: Ermahgerd you have to hear my favorite band! (Plays X Ambassadors)

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Coffee is BBQ Water ☕ 💦🌊

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If you're wearing a turtleneck in your profile photo I will absolutely not accept your friend request

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She wasn't being nice to you she was just coked up