Paul Crowhurst

Doubts about my sanity are totally unfounded. There is no doubt. I am not.

[Paul Crowhurst @PaulCrowhurst10]

@LadyRebecca_1 @Conservatives

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@sophielouisecc You sound surprised? Have you been living in a cardboard box for the last 12 years Simon? On the bright side (for you and your ham-faced swivel eyed loon followers at least) there’s traditionally a +/-3% margin of error in these things.

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@deGourlay @LadyRebecca_1 None of the above

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@10DowningStreet @SuellaBraverman @Jeremy_Hunt @hmtreasury Oh FFS.

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@darrengrimes Is English your first language Crafty or are you just feeling a little strained after a particularly vigorous rummage through your sock drawer?

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@ferretchief @DRM81160283 @Klaus_Arminius @sophielouisecc Dear @JohnCleese, I hope that you enjoy this level of discourse in your new role old chap.

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@hkhorashadi1 @Klaus_Arminius @sophielouisecc I disagree, the crux of the news is around the unthinkably brutal nature of what has happened. The fact that 24 men of whatever race, creed or colour thought that this was an acceptable thing to do is relevant. The colour of their skin or which god they prey to is not.

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@sophielouisecc Yes soapy, you are correct it is horrific in every conceivable way. Let’s hope that whoever is responsible is held properly to account and faces the full punishment at the law’s disposal.

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@sophielouisecc You do know what populism means don’t you? Of course not.

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@AdyReplies @jacqdodman @Caroljo39679012 Ignoring global economics is certainly what Trusty & Keyboard have done

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@Caroljo39679012 Probably because that’s still 25% up on where we started before this mess started. And there’s a lot of other political noise which is much more important such as Trusty and Keyboard totally stuffing the country’s economy.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

The Papua New Guinea Courier's London correspondent reflects on Kwasi and Liz's mini budget.

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@LordAshcroft That is absolutely hilarious! You are gaslighting that the cause of the financial crisis is that Labour might come into power in 2025? Are you for real?

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@SuellaBraverman So lots of words to placate the masses but no substance as to how the local rozzers are supposed to fulfill your desires. Well done Sweller, another great job of of doing nothing.

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@NHPUKOfficial @Cherrysue9 Always get nervous when racism is labelled as ‘patriotism’. Let’s blame all of the ills of the country on the immigrants. Let’s distract the prols from the real issues with something that they can get angry about but do nothing about.

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@sophielouisecc Okay sofa, so I’ve cracked your code. It’s easy really. One just says the exact opposite of what you say and one strangely stumbles across the truth.

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@GokuUmesh @BBCWorld Where are you tweeting from oh brave Sir U M E S H?

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@davemyopinion You do know the definition of the word ‘snowflake’ don’t you?

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@shirley738213 @Keir_Starmer No