Paul Danler

I am hospitable. I like fun things. I like being happy.

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

There needs to be More clapping at funerals 👏

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

Don’t call me if you don’t have a carrot up your ass …..

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

Words of the day:
Tansginger.
Genderqueer.

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

Never nudes aren’t real dudes

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

@MojosBeachBar

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

@Walmart

24 strands of lights did not make it a year! 🤑 very disappointing. $$$ sell better lights please 🙏 🎅🏻

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

@modestmouseband Happy Half Christmas. Please play 1/2 of a Christmas Carol tonight - Help me reverse the curse. I got in a crash on the way to your concert in 2005 Phoenix and I’ve struggled physically and mentally since. ✌🏼🤞🏽 🎅🏻

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

Just realized how much I’ve loved listening to @Madonna my whole life - I just went through all her songs and added 24 to a playlist. ❤️ 🎼

[Winter Park Resort @WinterPark]

🎃 Don’t freak out – but we are skiing Monday the 31st!❄️ 🏂 ⛷️ Join us for our EARLIEST OPENING EVER on Halloween. Terrain will be limited, but don’t let that scare you - bring your costume and help us celebrate the start of our season!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

BYU’s mascot is a badass. This is ridiculous: https://t.co/yCHeMFsF8c

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

@CaesarsSports Funny you say you are “The Greatest” Your app was the only one out of 5 that I couldn’t bet on yesterday…… #BarstoolSportsbook #fanduel #DraftKings #MGM I made 31 bets on the other 4 with Zero issues…..

[GoBet @GoBetUSA]

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[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

HEY FORD IVE BEEN LIVING IN A HELL SINCE YOUR FLEX CAUGHT FIRE AND HAS COST ME MORE Than $15,000. Please send me a coupon or something. This sucks. I don’t deserve this. It wasn’t my fault your product caught fire! $$$$ @Ford @FordFleetUK

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

Hey @Ford I’m still waiting….. you could at least send me a “Sorry our product caught on fire” card or coupon. I mean come on dudes! 🤑🤑🤑

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

HEY FORD IVE BEEN LIVING IN A HELL SINCE YOUR FLEX CAUGHT FIRE AND HAS COST ME MORE Than $15,000. Please send me a coupon or something. This sucks. I don’t deserve this. It wasn’t my fault your product caught fire! $$$$ @Ford @FordFleetUK

[Paul Danler @PaulDanler]

I’ve lived in 6 states, traveled to 29 states, and 10 countries. If I could choose 1 place in the world to live. It would be Yates Center 💜 🌍

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”

WHAT A DODGE‼️ #SCTop10 #TheOcho