Paul Derham

Sarcasm & Irony is needed on here. Well versed in both. I follow back. DM 's open.
Not a fan of cats.

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20 minutes to go.

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@IainDale Ask him who will cut me down in the morning.

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Anybody got a spare £16k for 6 months ?#JeremyVine

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I have run out of ideas. #JeremyVine

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@rachelandrews86 I try !

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Who is this gobshite ?#ThisMorning

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Different planet, this lot. I'm a bloke. Happy hair product shopping ladies.#ThisMorning

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@LynzP01 I keep getting my sarong stucķ in the fucking hoover.

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@Miss_Vix88 I must find a coven somewhere 🤔

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@Miss_Vix88 Thanks.

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Witness was a decent film#ThisMorning

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@Sugar_Plum_90 Glad I could help. Go elsewhere, if you're thinking about it. 👍

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@Sugar_Plum_90 Does that mean good or bad ?

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@MadameMinge Sample bottle. XL

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@piersmorgan Refer to my earlier tweet, Sir.

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@K_for_K4r3n Touché

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@K_for_K4r3n I'll DM her right now.