Paul Johnson

Not the real Paul Johnson.

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@ChicagosMayor If I get back to the room after a date and find out the girl has a dick, I guess I’ll be a murderer too and that freak will be bleeding out where their dick used to be.

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@DarthBen5 @catturd2 Every accusation is an admission.

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@JLRINVESTIGATES Around 13% of Americans are black. I’m cool with reducing that number by a lot.

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@IsaacHayes3 @Deplorable2069 You know they were sold by other black folks, right?

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@IsaacHayes3 Nah. If we really went back to the Jim Crow South, we would have hung that son of a bitch from the nearest tree. We are heading that way though if yall keep this shit up.

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@PubWanghaf I… G…

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@TheDemocrats Are you god damn retarded?

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@GSCoachHelton This year’s 6-6 season is going to be AMAZING.

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@GSCoachHelton Yeah Coach! I can’t wait to see what kind of 6-6 season you put together for us this year!

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@GSCoachHelton Can’t wait for another 6-6 season!

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@GSAthletics_SB @GSAthletics Another 6-6 season? That what we are looking forward to?

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@chrisdavis_CD This still does not explain why you are so god damn short. Seriously, how does a man not from The Shire only grow to like 4ft tall?

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@CoachBrentKeyGT God damn yall are trash. What happened? How’d you fuckin fall apart so fast at the end of the season? Can’t even get in the end zone against UGA? What an embarassement. You will never ever beat them and that’s sad.

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@GeorgiaTechFB @CoachBrentKeyGT @HeismanTrophy @ACCFootball @GTAthletics @CollegeGameDay @PFF_College @CFBONFOX @espn How’d that fuckin go? Couldn’t even get in the end zone. How does it feel to know you will never ever beat UGA?

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@mitchellvii Nice try, Shill Bitchell.

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@CoachBrentKeyGT So like… why is your defense fucking trash?

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@jamestalarico TIL turkey legs are imported. 🙄

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@wweisawesome123 You didn’t flip off Trump tower. You flipped off the person holding the camera, you dumb fat fuck.

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@wweisawesome123 Your diabetes is showing.

[Paul Johnson @PaulFlexbone]

@chrisdavis_CD Your team is fucking trash, and you and Helton must go.