Paul Foot

Greetings. I am Paul Foot, one of the world's comedians. Special available to watch out now.

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

And I'm also bringing the show to the Edinburgh Fringe this August! In case that adds to the fun.
https://t.co/2OMC5L2wDK

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

My UK tour for my brand new show is now on sale! The show is called 'The Future, even though it is mainly about the past and present, but remember, the future comes for us all.

Tickets and info via this link: https://t.co/dggPAf6Eoe

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

@StadiumPrint @angelcomedy Thank you!

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

What a moment!

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

@Daethlok Oh it was nice to meet you too!

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

Dissolve is streaming live on Youtube imminently at 3pm BST. And I'll be in the Live Chat discussing stuff and watching along etc etc. Ye can tune in via this link: https://t.co/YBHDhJcwhJ

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

Tomorrow my show, Dissolve, is being released on Youtube and there is a special Premiere happening at 3pm BST and I will be there in the Live Chat discussing stuff with people etc.
I will post link tomorrow. It's so secret I don't even know what it is yet.

@800pgm @sohotheatre

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

@StuHack73 What a good idea. I’ll look into it

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

What?! Another clip from my show special! I cain't believe it. In this clip I defend the important purpose for sport. Which is not at all pointless or boring or violent and upsetting.

Ye can watch it via this link: https://t.co/YUf4BL7oQr

Produced by @800pgm & @sohotheatre

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

I can't believe it! My show, Dissolve, has been made into a Special! Thank ye to the wonderful people at @800pgm and @sohotheatre for making it so beautiful and also fun to do. Ye can order it now via this link: https://t.co/YUf4BL7oQr

Here is a small teaser.

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

I'm coming to Leicestershire to do my show, Dissolve this week. At @MMCvenue in Mountsorrel on Wednesday. Ye can find tickets here. https://t.co/mW2X7kKAUm

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

@micomfestival Tickets here: https://t.co/OtlrkBjNme

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

Big special bargain for @micomfestival tickets today for 1 day only and for limited tickets only and for people with no hair only completely smooth like dolphin.* (T's & C's apply)

*This bit is lies. Ye do not need to be smooth like dolphin to access this offer. That is illegal

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

Worra day! I am excited to announce the lineup for Paul Foot & Friends at @Moth_Club Hackney is me, obviously, joined by Sam Campbell, Yuriko Kotani @YurikoComedy & Huge Davies @HugeDavies . And there will be one more surprise name not yet announced. https://t.co/nilwHnRios

[Silsden Town Hall @SilsdenTownHall]

New! ✨ Paul Foot's Dissolve comes to Silsden Town Hall - @paulfoot

🎟️ Tickets available at https://t.co/PJC9ueIEFJ
📅 Saturday 31st May at Silsden Town Hall

Following two sold-out Edinburgh Fringe runs and a twice extended UK and Ireland tour, multi-award-winning and trail-blazing comedian, Paul Foot, brings his critically acclaimed Dissolve – his most personal, surprising and ground-breaking show ever – to Silsden Town Hall.

Life is a stress: full of rushed breakfasts, angry people, internal conflict, and Jacob Rees-Mogg. But what happens when everything you thought was important – your problems, grievances against others, your very identity – simply disappears? In the year 2022 AD something momentous changed for Paul, and in this show he will reveal how he discovered the secret of life on the outskirts of Lancaster.* Inevitably he does get distracted by King Tutankhamun, the House of Lords, Sir Cliff Richard, officious lollipop ladies and what Jesus might have achieved if he’d been a plumber.

“Funnier and more daring than I’ve ever seen him… [has] the audience laughing so hard they’re about to leave their bodies.” - ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Chortle

As seen on Would I Lie To You?, Never Mind the Buzzcocks and 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown.

*To be clear, Paul discovered the secret of life while he was located on the outskirts of Lancaster. Not the secret to living on the outskirts of Lancaster. There isn’t an answer to that.

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

Brisbane shows now on sale! What a time to be alive. Tickets via link below. Sydney shows on sale soon. https://t.co/D98MJtIdEs

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

I can't believe it! It's Melbourne Intl Comedy Festival time! Tickets are now on sale for my show, Dissolve, at The Arts Centre, Melbourne from 27th Marsh - 20th Apricot! What a palaver. Ye can find tickets via this link 👉👉 https://t.co/6uHcWsdjPT

@micomfestival

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

@JonWatering @AlTheBoss03 Thank you!

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

A few tickets remain for my Xmas Secret Show this Saturnday in London. If ye wanna attend ye can find tickets by signing up to the Guild of Paul Foot Connoisseurs and then ye can get tickets via this link baybayyy. https://t.co/V3OICR6YA5

[Paul Foot @paulfoot]

The last holds have just been released for my @sohotheatre run, which starts today. This is the very end of my Dissolve tour, and the last performances of Dissolve in London, so if ye want to see the show, this is your time. Ye can find tickets here https://t.co/K49RaDTJXl