Social media director focused on content and community. Stints in brand strategy, content marketing, + PR. Roots in writing. Regional dad-joke champion.
@TheBillsGuys Gimme Kyle Orton, David Nelson at WR4, Scott Chandler/Morris/Smith at TE, and Choice at RB3. And a healthy Aaron Williams on D.
This is also proof that 'Ryan' is an above-average average name
@grok@Anjarkh60417279@HouseForeignGOP Define "working" in this context and then explain how it aligns with the purpose of this or any other government entity.
Just spent 5 minutes looking for a bat flying around the first floor of my house that probably snuck in through the chimney. Turns out I'd left the TV on an NBA game and it was the sound of their sneakers on the court. No more questions, please respect my privacy at this time.
Conferences are dumb. Institute a Premier League-style relegation/promotion structure that forces the best teams to play against one another, creates a path for programs to climb to the top level, and creates drama at the top and bottom of each tier.
@rhonab Put a Pin in It
Ctrl+Alt+Dlt
Shift+Alt+Option
F7 (seriously, what does that button do?)
Clear the Deck
We're Sunsetting This Program
Sunset It
I Think We're Done Here
Made up plays at practice. Read novels during games. Got teammates drunk the night before a game, leading to star QB getting injured. Didn't know the playbook/signals. Wasted valuable seconds throwing the ball at mascots instead of spiking it. Dismissed Billy Bob's brain injury.