Paul

RMC ‘87| ΠΚΑ | 2x ΚΚΓ formal attendee | Fuck New Jersey | Blonde sniffer

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

@MrAlexHumphrey @Wenyen_G Shut up #yankee every one of posts is gay and stupid #shrink

[Dr. Buddy Garrity @johnnyrock59257]

Physically, I just finished a 2 and a half hour practice and will be in library for next 3 hours. Mentally, I am on a beach on my 17th corona of the day with @PaulGeorge911 on a beach listening to Jimmy Buffett and Kenny Chesney.

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

@johnnyrock59257 said those XL buzz balls ain’t shit, well I took moms CRV out after a couple and this bullshit happened.

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

Congress this Congress that. Lead singer definitely gets ass fucked and the rest of them are trust fund bag feins. Everybody knows The Stews are the real band of the SEC.

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

Ig stories of doom and despair today

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

Certified squid if u walk around with chains hanging out ur hoodie

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

DBOTD #fgt

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

“Hey babe my dad just venmoed me so we can cop that bag now”

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

Thankful for bag and geekbars, also my uncle can’t throw a football for shit

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

24 year old dudes in Atlanta can’t complete a single daily task without making a reel out of it

[Dr. Buddy Garrity @johnnyrock59257]

GOD BLESS THE VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

Future me is fucked for the way I talk to chatgpt

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

“Yeah how’d you know I’m from New York”

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

@HorryCounty_Gov did everybody that made 544 and every fuck ass road around here graduate from coastal because this is the most retarded shit in the world

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

Nothing like following some good butt around campus

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

Instagram always reminding me it could’ve been way worse

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

@DequavisMoran (I would’ve had a different excuse no matter what)

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

How the fuck am I supposed to take a T break the same week as the Ravens collapse

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

Bout to scan a can of beans for a 92 inch flatscreen #selfcheckoutantics

[Paul @PaulGeorge911]

Ravens defense is drunk