Paul The Half Swiss

I'm Paul The Half Swiss . . . ask me why

[Paul The Half Swiss @PaulHalfSwiss]

@europcar

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@TheLastLeg #IsItOk that we cheer for Josh scratching his head with his right hand at the end of EVERY INTRO you do?

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@TicketmasterCS What should I do tomorrow when the tickets haven't arrived for Friday's gig? And what should I then do on Wednesday when the tickets haven't arrived? And Thursday...

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@TicketmasterUK tickets bought for concert this coming Friday have still not been posted. No phone number I can call you on and ChatBot next to useless. How can I talk to a human to resolve this urgent matter?

[Paul The Half Swiss @PaulHalfSwiss]

@TicketmasterCS Furthermore, I've been in touch every week since the start of May about this. There is NO clarity on when these tickets are being sent.

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@TicketmasterCS I HAVE got in touch via my account. The gig is in FOUR days. The response is "We will get back to you in 12-24hrs"... and what if you don't??? How hard is it to send tickets as they're purchased anyway?

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@TicketmasterCS I bought these tickets in NOVEMBER LAST YEAR. You've had more than enough time to send them. If you're going to charge exorbitant prices for your service, you should actually perform the service!!!

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@bhx_official have sent you DMs about a specific flight later on - can you please reply?

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@Maffewgregg please please please include this at the end of the next Botchamania. Thundercats and Hacksaw Jim Duggan! https://t.co/EWJrn1unAc

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@virginmedia Yes, many in my area also affected. Your website suggests all is fine though, which it really isn’t. And since the phone got moved from landline to router, we have zero service on the most important day of the year. 3hrs now and counting… no pressure but it’s CHRISTMAS DAY!!

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@virginmedia and because you switched our landline without alternative to going via the hub, we have no phone on Christmas Day. Awful.

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@virginmedia tv, Broadband and Phone all down on Xmas Day. Of all the days, this isn’t acceptable really.

[Paul The Half Swiss @PaulHalfSwiss]

@mrjamesob Casablanca Quote “I’m shocked and appalled to discover gambling is going on here!”…. “Your winnings, sir…” - that’s Boris Johnson!

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@mrjamesob ref: the possible return of Boris, I felt safer in 2020 when there was a global killer pandemic and no vaccine available yet.

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@jonsopel @George_Osborne @KwasiKwarteng @trussliz Trussterfuck is te word you’re looking for

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@Garyjohnsenior @mrjamesob He needs a mug that size because he keeps talking about the Tories who are taking the piss

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@paulhughes09 @AndrewPRLevi You missed an “i” out of the eighteenth word there

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@steperrin Do it now, before prices rise on Saturday.

[Paul The Half Swiss @PaulHalfSwiss]

@LloydsBank When I phone Lloyds, I'm on hold for 30mins. I'm told I need to speak to a Claims person at Marker Study. After being on hold to them, I'm told I have to speak to Vision Network about the repair. They say I need to talk to my Insurer. It's a wonderful game called "Pass The Buck"

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@LloydsBank Car Ins Claim lodged 28th Aug, Car has not even been collected for assessment. Wife is disabled, 1L Courtesy Car no good. Awful service. What's the problem?

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@LloydsBank Claim raised for repair to car vandalised in disabled spot outside our house 4 weeks ago. Absolutely NOTHING done yet. It is still sat outside waiting for someone to collect/assess. Is this how Lloyds Insurance treats disabled customers?