Paul Helms

Christian, Son, Brother, Uncle, small “l” libertarian, North Dakotan, Avid Hunter, geologist

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

@stelzner_n1150 Spending $15 on a burrito is entirely a choice that nobody is forcing you to make.

[Gerald Morgan Jr @GmorganJr]

I will start caring about your health when YOU do.

I am so tired of people who do NOTHING to keep themselves healthy lecturing everyone about healthcare they are entitled to…at OUR expense.

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

@honeymoon250 20

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@FarmGirlCarrie Yes. They’re taking away job opportunities from people who are here or wanting to come here legally.

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

@YeaItsMeMilky His wife is from India, genius. It’s called genetics + not being a bigot.

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@Airaasayss 1050

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@LibertyCappy Mitch Hedberg & Chris Farley

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Yea. Dont be like Dick.

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

@ffmelis What if you see a 1930’s & 40’s failed art student turned genocidal maniac?

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

HOLY COW

HOLY COW

OH MY GOSH!

In a 4-3 decision, the Virginia Supreme Court ruled that the legislature violated procedural rules to put the redistricting referendum on the ballot.

The election results are thrown out!

This is a political earthquake!

Victory.

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

@hr_unhinged So… you did him a favor!

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@MilitaryCooI This post confuses competence & effectiveness with dangerousness. The dude on the left appears far more likely to have negligent discharges or roid rage episodes, which are actually dangerous; while Vining is just good at his job & not dangerous to anyone not asking for it!

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@Brick_Suit @RealPunkJob @SteveHiltonx For $3.17/gal you could drive like 100 miles to fill up and still come out ahead, especially if you have gas cans or an auxiliary tank that you could fill.

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

Reasonable income tax brackets:

$0-$50,000 : 0%
$50,001-$100,000 : 0%
$100,001-$200,000 : 0%
$200,001-$500,000 : 0%
$500,001-$1,000,000 : 0%
$1,000,001-$5,000,000 : 0%
$5,000,001-$10,000,000: 0%
$10,000,000+ : 0%

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

@KhalidAlNumi Land with mineral rights

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

@MrImranPk We know, and it’s awesome!

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

@3YearLetterman @coachbrucepearl @PearlJam It’s £1.31/liter which is $1.73/liter. There are 3.785L in 1 US Gal, so that makes it 1.73x3.785=$6.548/gal

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

@emer_web3 They’re both wrong. It’s 15.
7+7/7+7=
7+1+7=15

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

@j_fishback Bomb Iran. Full stop.

[Paul Helms @PaulHelms]

@NickJFuentes Is it physically painful to be as dumb as you? Asking for a friend.