Paul Hunter

My wife’s optimism. She knows what l look like, but married me anyway.

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

You see I’m what you’d call an early raptor or bird if will. Imagine my surprise when l approached the table only to find it, well . . . Empty!
Did l not make my requirements clear? A little raw meat mixed with suet, occasional bacon rind! Take your time . . . Explain!

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@gylesnamopaleen National Front. BNP. UKIP. Reform. Same turd wrapped in different paper!

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@GemaLilley2 Never considered it likely that we’d find another world class keeper post Martinez. Shows how much l know. In Emery we trust! Always Villa, forever club. AVFC

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@AlastairMorgan Where are the ‘Flag-shagger’ howls of rage…?

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@sharrond62 Because all that is required for bull#hit to control the narrative, is the rational to say nothing.

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@bbclaurak As a country we need to have a real grown-up debate about our relationship with Israel. Objecting to the expansion of illegal ‘settlements’ in the West-Bank is not antisemitism, it is anti-Zionism. And well do the Jewish community know it!

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@TimesRadio @martynziegler @JPonpolitics W#nkchester Utd must be (almost literally) wetting their pants with joy!

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@delves1 You keep telling yourselves that numpties.

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@RachaelUnedited Yes the same Danny Tommo who cried in open court, like a pussy when the legal system of the country, he and his fellow twa#s claim to support, held him to account.

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@StellaaSports He’s lucky it wasn’t my wife, is all l need to say.

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@JohnCleese There used to be so many women of their (JKR & SD) calibre in politics etc. What happened to them all?

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@ShireenArtist Get over yourself!

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@StanCollymore Think about all the loyal fans of other clubs, who missed-out on celebrating league/trophy wins because of MC’s industrial-scale cheating. How many Champions League places went begging? Relegation is the only option.

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@JohnDonoghue64 Brilliant!

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@SuzieWo20886208 To quote a great Lady… “lt is true that we are both women prime minister, but l am the Queen!” Best put-down I’ve ever heard.

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@ForzaAstonVilla @Tgarratt10 Well said.

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@Tgarratt10 Just more populist bull#hit from Back-door Burnham.

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@BladeoftheS The colonel of my former regiment said to me once… “lf you speak slowly and with the correct accent, you can get people to believe practically anything.”

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@RichardDawkins Was it Voltaire who said “If one man believes a lie, he’s called an idiot. If a thousand people believe the same lie, it’s called a religion!”

[Paul Hunter @PaulHunter05437]

@I_amMukhtar One word… scum!

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@jmcginn7 Got to be honest my bum was getting a bit squeaky there. Well done lads!