@HollieTheCard @WestminsterWAG@BorisJohnson Agile as a cat? A pretty ponderous cat compared to the ones I've seen. And, in answer to the Daily Mail's question, No, we still think he's lying.
So how's this for an idea?
Let's work towards a flat rate of tax.
From the first Β£ to the last.
No allowances, no schemes, no offshore, no Ltd companies (for contractors) and even no ISAs (ouch).
Everyone pays their wack.
Couple that with a minimum basic income. β
Women's Health Minister @mariacaulfield (also Mental Health minister) who was caught fibbing about a letter she had supposedly sent to excuse the fact she couldn't be bothered to turn up to the Select Committee yday
Well she's blocked me.
Maria, show some respect & RESIGN
@RestIsPolitics@campbellclaret has probably seen this Guitar solo from Freebird on the pipes https://t.co/8YOIHKR5od this piper deserves some publicity for spreading bagpipe music to a new audience
My podcast app just played Ep 025 (the Christmas edition) of @TheTrawlPodcast I uncontrollably cried with laughter at the royal mooners, still sniggering - I'm a massive bellend like that.
@santanderukhelp No. Could it be possible that @SantanderUK has changed her PIN as part of their blocking the account and issuing new cards? Who has the form here?
So @satanderukhelp You told me that the mess you had created following my Dad's passing was sorted. Today, my mum's card is blocked from drawing HER cash out of an ATM. Words escape me @santanderuk are worse than useless. No more worthless apologies, please
@santanderukhelp Then I suggest you call her.
I sincerely suggest that you don't call me because I'm sick of @santanderuk and, if I had my way, the account would be closed and we would find a decent bank.
No more apologies - sort this out
@santanderukhelp How much time do you think I have available to listen to your hold music? I've spoken to your contact centre, visited a branch and you've still got it wrong. Here's an old-fashioned idea - why don't you call me and fix your mistake.
I am appaled by the service of @santanderuk My dad died in May. I've tried to remove his name from the joint accounts with my mum. I have told them numerous times that mum is still alive. Today, they've closed all accounts! Lines are busy "helping" other customers