James Paul LaGraff

[Axl Rose @axlrose]

Happy Birthday to Sir Paul McCartney.

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

Why do I relate so well to the movie Joe Dirt?

[AB @AlannaBennett]

.@TerryCrews is testifying in front of senate tomorrow, about statutes of limitations for sexual assault survivors & the Survivor Bill of Rights, the latter of which @evanrachelwood also testified for a few months back. Feels a fitting time to re-up this: https://t.co/h9mk8l2QEr

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

@terrycrews can you be the next voice of Siri? If not, I’ll take a personalized ringtone. Or a motivational morning alarm. Please and thank you

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

@TimGunn how much would I have to pay you for a five minute pep talk???

[Kevin Carrier @KevinCarrier155]

RT me and make me famous. Be good friends.

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

Sorry Hollywood, @TobeyMaguire is the only Spider-Man I'll ever need

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

Life is becoming eerily similar to what it's like in those #Fallout video games. Too bad I fucking suck at Fallout

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

Knock it off, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesa DILLA!

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

@itsdefinitelyok Miss you too dawg! You guys playing out soon?

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

@itsdefinitelyok Probably why we get along so well

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

I wonder if hell is just a giant Wegman's parking lot

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

Why is Penfield ALWAYS under construction

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

Hey @PatrickStump come fight me

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

Getting pretty sick of your shit @falloutboy. Your Ghostbusters theme sucked

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

I finished the most challenging rock wall at the trampoline park yesterday. Too bad it doesn't mean a damn thing to anybody

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

Snow, you had your chance on Christmas and blew it gtfoh

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

@ShawnMendes I want to fight you

[James Paul LaGraff @PaulLaGraff]

Fairport is my least favorite place ever