Paul M Diggins

I write tweets.... sometimes

[Paul M Diggins @PaulMDiggins]

13 years old, I sit on my bed, chubby and pale. With my headphones that wrap behind the ear. I play (Down with The Sickness) by Disturbed. I bang my awkward head up and down. I stare at my little league trophies.

"They're gonna regret opening up the demon in me"

[Paul M Diggins @PaulMDiggins]

@sparklesnstuff Apparently it's not just a baby horse?

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My family and I have been picking March Madness brackets for over 20 years and I think I've only won like twice. Despite some years doing lots of research I never seem to best my Mom who just picks the names she likes. 😂

[Paul M Diggins @PaulMDiggins]

Google be hitting you with some devastating slideshows sometimes.

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Spent hours making homemade chili and cornbread, made myself a bowl. Sat down to enjoy it and dropped it all over the place like I was Kevin from The Office. I just sat there for 5 minutes in silence.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

noted.

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@KNBR

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How it feels being a @SFGiants fan rn.

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@BillSimmons I give this the Kevin Durant award for tweet of the year. Congratulations!

[Paul M Diggins @PaulMDiggins]

The fact that like every animal has to sleep. No life forms have figured out how to conquer sleep. Sleep is so good. Koalas sleep like 20 hours a day. Cats!? Forget about it they be out all the time. They ain't trying to climb the corporate ladder they trying to find a sun beam.

[Paul M Diggins @PaulMDiggins]

People used to line up dominoes and knock them over before cameras? Why?

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Give your dogs an extra hug today from me y'all.

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@NBaldwin13 They pranked the janitorial staff so good...

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If you are one of those customers who stacks your plates together after eating and puts all the napkins and silverware together on top.

I Love you more than you could ever know.

[Paul M Diggins @PaulMDiggins]

Damn, those dialysis clinics have some serious commercial money 🤔

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But I hated this monkey more

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I hated this monkey so much as a kid.

[Paul M Diggins @PaulMDiggins]

Giselle's new boo

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Kurt Suzuki was still playing?!!

[Paul M Diggins @PaulMDiggins]

Them boys shouldn't've cheated it that there fishin' tournament I tell you what.