Paul Michael

cheap trick and a cheesy one liner💚

[Samaritans @samaritans]

If you’re finding things tough right now, here are 3 reminders. 🧵

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

I don't think we are gonna win the euros

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

Just need 4 goals and a clean sheet in the next 45. Easy lads

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

@WeeNippySweety The amount of times I've had to out a fake accent on is crazy tho!lol

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

@WeeNippySweety That did make me laugh lol the amount of times I've had it. My only change would be for it to get louder when I can't find it lol been times when I've used the voice command to wake the TV up to find the remote lol

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

He's still outside mate

[England @England]

Skipper in the building. 🙌

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

This is honestly vile! Imagine going fishing at night

[MF @MaxFitton28]

Just seen this on facebook 🤣🤣 sale waterpark wrongens at it 🤣

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

This album is going to make me miss the time I spend with my son who doesn't exist

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

Excited to announce my new album Fathers & Sons will be out NEXT Friday, June 14. Track 7 - “The Man He Sees in Me” is out now! I can’t wait for y’all to hear the full album next week and hope y’all love this project as much as I do.

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

@DevonESawa A cat wrote this

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

If this was womans football joey barton would have about 10 posts about it

[𝗧𝗼𝗽𝗠𝗚☝🏻 🇫🇷⁷ @TopMGSzn]

This is peak South American football 🇺🇾

The striker barely "shoots" towards the goal, an overweight defender fucking dies for no reason, another defender misses the entire ball trying to clear it, then a random dog celebrates the goal in the stands.

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

Like the old saying goes. Gotta fight fire with fire

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

If I start to cuddle you in bed, just cuddle me back. All I want is to feel loved. Stop asking me how I got in your house, ruins the mood

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

This isn't even the most Kanye thing Kanye has done

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

When you celebrate a goal at 5s

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

Trump greeting a nonexistent crowd outside of Trump Tower

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

34 shots of vodka - Americans would think that's too much alcohol
Having 34 kids - Americans would think that's too many kids
Donald trump having 34 felonies - Americans want him to be president

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

@Ashy_slashee It

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

Can remember my teacher tell me I could never do poetry due to my dyslexia. Well Mr Stevens so far I've made an ashtray, bowl and mug

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

Woman had 27/20 eyesight

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Imagine how good her vision was.

[Paul Michael @PaulMScott08]

@Nicolafaddy I'm convinced this is one of those Mandela effects. Everyone called it a dib dab. Surely we didn't all just make it up?lol