Paul Martin

Ugh, idk

[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

"In the time you have left, be nothing but yourself. Otherwise all you'll have is regret."

[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

@hulu Except you’re not… way to crash and burn on the one night thousands are attempting to use your service… ill expect my refund SWIFTLY

[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

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[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

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[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

@DCHomos Cobalt 💔

[B @the_petshopboy]

The fact that it's a gay man judging Andy for doing gay things in a gay space during PRIDE is so wack. Such loser behavior.

[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

@DMVFollowers Now see… if I’ve learned anything moving from DC to NY its to accept your fate and leave it alone. A New Yorker would have just stood there and not instigated shit. Thats how you get yourself on the news for getting thrown down an escalator by a crazy person

[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

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[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

Fuck you @McDonalds for lying about being open

[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

Thanks Ariana Grande for spending 1,162 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to positions. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/4P2InKzYuG

[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

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[VINEGAR STROKES @TheOnlyVinegar]

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[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

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[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

This only got better with age 🌈

[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

When your twitter/insta crush likes one of your tweets

[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

@TySunderland Lmao we’re good- tickets secured ❤️

[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

Listening to this week’s episode of @Girls_GottaEat in the office has me nervous ppl can hear my headphones 😳😅

[Paul Martin @PaulMartin703]

I’m a designer… wow actually got it right

[The Hetal @theHetal]

Type "I'm a" and let your keyboard expose you.