Paul Masterman

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@AaronJBrand1 You missed out multi Olympic gold medal winners.

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@beingblackie_ Cheers pal, you've just ruined my breakfast!

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@bphillipsonMP @LondonLabour Another Wali on the Labour benches!

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@zarahussain999 How do you know she's an English national although actually there is no such thing - British when it comes to nationality. If assumptions were made about a brown skinned thief you would be kicking right off.

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@bphillipsonMP You can make the minimum wage whatever you want but it's employers who have to be able to afford to pay those wages and that is something Labour has never been able to comprehend. Meanwhile British youth is either sat on its backside or more likely at Uni achieving nothing.

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@TheRealJamieKay No. I blame Man City.

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@zarahussain999 So using your logic you would happily sing the praises of Jimmy Saville!

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@narindertweets Arguments about the affordability aside, you do understand that the triple lock also protects the future pensions of those yet to reach retirement age? - The current unemployed youth included! First step - scrap Tony Blair's joke policy of sending half of school leavers to Uni.

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@EuropeanUnity1 Unless you're giving Sir Winston a little touch up.

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@KayBurley Bearing in mind a T Rex can't bite through an inflatable dinghy (see "Jurassic World Rebirth") I doubt that this teeny blade would have had much effect!

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@biggeorgewrig Very possibly.

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@zarahussain999 Or is the message "No democracy here"?

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@zarahussain999 Far right village?! Coming soon to a cinema near you "Village of the Damned, the Piddinton Years"

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@educationgovuk Utter nonsense. Fish chips and beans on a Friday, Gypsy Tart, Coconut Crunch with Strawberry Sauce, Cheesy Mash. Proper school dinners. What do you have now? Every other kid has either a food intolerance or is deemed Autistic or suffering with ADHD. For goodness sake get a grip!

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@MyArrse Don't you see the irony here? All the time the RNLI are ferrying safe migrants to our beaches, they are not at sea saving the lives of young boys in peril.

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@Sagal_AW Cold calling on a Sunday? Nice.

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@David__Osland Dodgy? Why so?

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@Heccles94 The point is they didn't need rescuing.

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@ReadingFC Happy birthday George Earthy. Enjoy your cake!

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@JackWDart According to Refugee Action's website your objective is to assist refugees and those seeking asylum so I think by definition "illegal migrants" fall within that definition unless you know of any boat people who have just come here for a nice day out and not sought asylum?