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Famous Last Words #1 “Everything that can be invented has been invented” Charles Duell Commisioner US Patent Office 1850-1920

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Someone finally had the sense to build a spoon right into the jar’s lid! https://t.co/nZ12LqGAGJ

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Chilli chilli poop poop
A great laxative ..apparently
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Herbs & Spices Set
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Cooking with Gas?
Don’t matter how
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“Glass jar seals in the freshness.
Spoon delivers the yum
Keep it in the fridge
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Ok, I’ll leave poetry to the experts 🤕...

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A spoon 🥄 with a lid = S P L I D
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