Paul Menel

Singer/songwriter, friend & hanger-on to the stars!

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

Oh Christ, it's another England game.
I love the smell of "stay calm" in the morning!

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

Maybe it's time to get a team from Rated http://t.co/cv594yRx0H.
No sign of the spirit of '66 in this bunch yet...

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

The hush has quickly turned to bum squeaks.
You can get something for that; it's called a win!!

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

UR A GUAY-ing down! #Spirit of 66!
Keep the faith Englanders!!!

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

#Spirit of 66 required, boys!!!

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

Jittery, but we'll be ok! COME ON #ENGLAND!!!!!

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Fitness of Chilean players astounding. 45 seconds of this and I'd be coughing up my own pelvis.

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

Thanks to all those supporting my unofficial World Cup song "Spirit of '66"
COME ON ENGLAND!!!!

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

There's a big hole in the Universe today which is Rik Mayall shaped and I doubt it will ever be filled. A true icon. RIP

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

Put a bit of pressure on the injury didn't feel too bad. A speculative bounce, all good.
Right, time to lace up the boots for England..!

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

Happy to be back in the house.
Will adhere to "baby steps" advice.

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

Looking forward to the 19th, I want a rubber stamp on what myself and my nearest and dearest have long suspected. Trampolining 24/7 is hard.

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

Define "friend"

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

Thinking of buying some black moors, shubunkins and silver orfs. Hopefully with better results.This is the dawning of the age of aquariums

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

There's some tight bums in Westminster Abbey right now. Now they know how our wallets feel!

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

Poor Charles, always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

So, then, Kate and Wills. On the whole I prefer cake and pils.

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

Brum O2 Academy tomorrow night! Come along and see us, doors 6.30pm, we're onstage 7pm sharp! Gonna be a top night....!

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

God! If it's not The Ashes it's The Masters. When will we find the time to sleep, sports fans?

[Paul Menel @PaulMenel]

There must be a Bank Holiday soon, all the road cones are out.