Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name)

🔞Dark fantasy writer. My blood is mostly ☕. Food is joy. The earth is sacred🌲🌨️. Support LandBack🦬. Yes to Reparations. 🏳️‍⚧️Any/Any🏳️‍🌈.

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

"it wasn't just a dog" was a needless refrain in John Wick that cheapened the tragedy rather than deepening it.

The dog was enough.

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@colelaynewrites We already follow each other just say stuff so I can like it lol

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

i know i said i was gone, but some of you seem to have forgotten that I am dogatemynovel on the other place and we should be Thriends. Escape this nightmare. Join me. *whispers seductively* there's no character limit...

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@colelaynewrites ah beans i vowed not to tweet anymore, oops. Come say things on Threads and we can be Thriends there!

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@colelaynewrites you say that like i've never done this yesterday.

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

I am on the new platform. I will be here much less. I hope I see you over there. Byebye.

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@ParanormalJunk2 I feel the same way about east Asia. Could a sworn I've been there. Nope. Central Turkey is as far as I've gotten.

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@DinamaMousa Omg Moroccan architecture and tile work are gorgeous

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

"[Famous Novelist] didn't publish a single novel until they were 65 so--"

Yeah, well, the world is likely to be a Mad Max hellscape by the time I'm 65, so it's fair to say I'm still feeling the pressure.

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

Is it weird that I feel like that newest sewing app might have a chance of defeating the bird song one?

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@MisteryQuene @leah_from It's a good start

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

To the billionaires who lobbied to make money off of my student debt so you could buy another lake home or whatever, congrats, I now sell my fucking blood.

Glad I worked my ass off training to help people, which would have been free in any other developed nation. YAY freedom.

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@leah_from As a monarch myself, I thank you

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@colelaynewrites What? Why?

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

i think it's a watch-atomic-blonde kind of day

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@human_erin Thanks!

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@human_erin Dogatemynovel

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@leah_from Poo, I need to get the whale app don't I

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@SedonaCAuthor Same, but lately Twitter hasn't been great for me either soooo

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

lol i remember when twitter seemed like the best social media for authors.

[Paul R Monarch - Author (Pen Name) @PaulRMonarch]

@leah_from No Instagram??